This is what I said Monday before the song dropped:
Ripper Owens singing over stale trad metal with nothing pushing it except unbridled jealousy? Hard pass.
And for a split second there I was seriously wondering if I was about to eat my own words. That opening, with the drawn out, motorcycle-revving, lightning-crashing guitar was fucking awesome. That's my kinda shit right there. And when the actual riff kicked in, I was honestly down. A riff is a riff, you know? And some riffs are better than others. The best thing about riffs is how they're used in a song. And I was ready for a solid, 7-8/10 heavy metal rocker that could at least be fun. And then Ripper started screaming and it kicked in that I was listening to a dumb song with a dumb name from a dumb band.
I swear to god, creativity isn't this band's forte.
"Hellfire Thunderbolt" is just a bunch of cliches put together and packaged as a single. Manowar already did this years ago. Hell,
Judas Priest already did this years ago! I love the imagery of "hellfire" but just using it for "metal is great! metal is cool!" fuck me. There is no bite to this song, it's just boring. The drummer constantly wants to do more than he seems to be allowed to. The rest of the music just blurs together. I think the pre-chorus sounds like "Holy Wars", the knock-off brand, and the chorus is just so stupid. I barely remember the instrumental sections.
And Ripper... if he had any charm in his younger days it's certainly not here now. Just shrieks without bite and singing without charisma. It's exactly like I expected. I cannot believe anyone would ever take him over Matt Barlow. I can't believe I ever did. He's completely soulless. Even back in Iced Earth singing about his friend in the Union army, and how "the blood is on [his] hands", it just felt calculated. Like he's trying but can't stop acting like a cyborg. No, scratch that. Cyborgs are actually cool. I will go so far as to say that
I can sing better than Ripper, maybe not with the range he has, but with 1000x more passion. That's not bragging, that's just how much I can't stand Ripper's voice in this song. I actually think a less accomplished singer with really noticeable flaws like Kronos could've executed this material way better. At least bring it up from being just an average song.
If this song proves one thing, it's that K.K. Downing is not, has never been, and will never be Judas Priest. Judas Priest is more than the sum of its parts, and K.K. is not able to tap into that by himself. Maybe the rest of the album will actually be amazing, but I would bet money that it's just gonna be more of this shit. K.K.'s Priest should just rename themselves K.K.'s Ego and be honest about what they actually are. This doesn't even belong in the Cheesevivor, it would be such an insult to all the other bands of that hallowed hall. It's literally pissing me off the more I think about it. Envy-driven, washed-up, stereotypical, stupid-ass boomer metal with no reason to listen to it if you have more than one brain cell.
Not good.