"What went wrong?"
It all went down the drain the very minute they scrapped the behind-the-curtains idea for the Three Amigos to dance Irish jigs throughout the entire concert. According to some insider sources, the three guitarists were actually pretty damn good at it. In fact, they were about to put
Riverdance to shame. And yes—while playing guitar. Even during solos.
Sources say Rod was over the moon with how the stage show looked, all that intense dancing and energy. But, as always, Steve had to be the innovation/mood killer. He got paranoid that sooner or later he’d have to join that fast-footed spectacle himself. Because, as we all know,
the more rigid your upper body and the more insane your footwork, the better.
So yeah—Steve is definitely, unavoidably, the root of all evil here. I mean, Bruce and Adrian literally wrote
The Evil That Men Do decades ago. Hello? That track is clearly about that
control freak character. And the fact they credited Steve on it? Pure misdirection. They were trying to confuse the very source of evil itself.
Anyway, I hope this explanation—based on reliable insider sources, of course—sheds light on the whole thing once and for all.
Huh. I'm so pissed off right now. Maiden could’ve been
so much bigger. All those foot fetishists would’ve been totally on board with us. A terrible, terrible loss.
