Inspired by "Favorite vocalists" - Favorite nutcases

[Brigantium]

Ah, they don't make teachers like they used to.

My French teacher once smacked me over the head with a large textbook.

 

[Ariana]

My goodness...

 

[Perun]

I'm chuckling silly here.

 

[Brigantium]

 

[Ariana]

And that's the proof why studying French is wrong.

 

[Perun]

More about Bab's teacher, yours was a bit of a wanker.

 

[Brigantium]

Actually, it might have been my German teacher, come to think of it. I can't quite remember, it was so long ago. And I was a bit dizzy afterwards.

 

[Perun]

My choir teacher once grabbed me by my ears to make me sing louder. He should have just given me a beer.

 

[Ariana]

I just... did you guys go to school in hell?

 

[Night Prowler]

My philosophy teacher in high school once told me I'm a spineless mutant

 

[Perun]

My social sciences teacher once called me a cynical bastard.

 

[Brigantium]

My social sciences teacher once called me a cynical bastard.

Isn't that a plus in social sciences?

 

[Perun]

It was meant as a compliment.

 

[Ariana]

The worst thing a teacher ever called me was "intolerable". It was my English teacher.

 

[Perun]

My English teacher sometimes expelled me from class because I knew more than her.

 

[Brigantium]

I was also called 'retarded' by my maths teacher, although I know where he was coming from.

 

[Ariana]

And my Maths teacher once told my mom some things about me, but neither wanted to say what they were. I'm not sure I want to know anyway.

 

[Perun]

My Maths teacher attested me that I have no chance of ever going to the university (actually, a good number of teachers said that with full conviction), and once told me I have a fundamentally wrong perception of mathematics. I still have the test where he wrote that, actually.

 

[Stardust]

The teachers in my school make the tests easier for me only because they think I'm not clever.

 

[Ariana]

Okay, you win.