I Learned Everthing I Ever Needed To Know From Heavy Metal

[Suicidehummer]

^ this.

I learned that if you're trying to watch the figure, buy a JUNIOR western bacon chee, half coke, half diet coke soda, and a SMALL SEASONED CURLIES.

Alright and a cherries jubilee and that's it.

 

[Mosh]

i learned that its so fucking easy 

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oh I also learned that Mr.Brownstone is a mean motherfucker and Axl Rose is gonna kick him on down the line

 

[Genghis Khan]

But I'll tell you what I didn't learn; I didn't learn who the fuck Benjamin Breeg is!

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I learned that it's not against the law.

And that's important to know, you know?

 

[Prowler_108]

I learned that Axl thinks about you.

 

[Perun]

I learned that the French missionaries and explorers began visiting Milwaukee in the late 16th century, that "Milwaukee" is an Algonquin that is actually pronounced "Mill-e-wah-queh" and means "the good land" and that Milwaukee is the only city in the United States to have elected three consecutive Socialist mayors.

 

[Wästed The Great]

We're not worthy!  We're not worthy!

 

[Deano]

I've learned that pins and needles break the skin of little dolls.

 

[____no5]

I learned that the mob rules.

And I learned from Thou that the mod rules 

No seriously, I learned that Judas was a Priest

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I've learned that leather rebels always take the bait.

 

[bozemanfury]

I learned that Metal is not what is mainstream to sing aobut. Its about whatever the FUCK feels good to you. I learned that being yourself is the best thing you can be.
Iron Maiden is the epitome of what metal is for me. There is so much to Maiden, I can't even begin to fully understand them in a whole, even in just one album, or one song.. Metal is life. It is not about killing people; its not about gruesome subject matter. It cannot be summed up as "demonic" or "evil." It about people who want to express themselves in a medium that feels right. So much emotion comes from metal, not just anger. Sadness, Heartbreak, Fun, Energy, Melancholyness, anything you can feel as human can be found in metal.

Metal is about being a human. I find myself in every time I listen to Iron Maiden.

Id love to hear what you all think.


 

 

[LooseCannon]

I think you took the thread too seriously

 

[bozemanfury]

I think you took the thread too seriously

Now that im sober, I think you might be right.

 

[Babo 91]

I learned that no matter how much i practice guitar, i will never be as good as adrian smith

 

[Deano]

I learned the atomic weight of iron is 55.845 and it's density is 7.874 grams per cubic centimeter.

 

[wsoul1]

"Of all the things I value most of all
I look inside myself and see
My world and know that it is good
You know that I should"

 

[Genghis Khan]

I learned that you should talk to yourself to hear what you want to know.
I learned that the all time wise saying of "one bird in hand is worth more than two in the bush" is true.
I learned that fairies wear boots and dance with dwarves.
I learned that those that walk the streets mean, bitter and hateful are born to die in the gutter.

 

[____no5]

I learned buying a stairway to heaven, on the highway to hell.

 

[mtmccox]

I learned that when you go *TAM TADADADADAM TADADADADAM TADADADAM TA-DA-DAM.......

.....oh fuck, it's Transylvania. 

 

[Prowler_108]

I learned that when you go *TAM TADADADADAM TADADADADAM TADADADAM TA-DA-DAM.......

.....oh fuck, it's Transylvania. 

Wtf?

 

[Black Thunder]

I learned that when you go *TAM TADADADADAM TADADADADAM TADADADAM TA-DA-DAM.......

.....oh fuck, it's Transylvania. 

A lot of songs sound TADA DAMAMTA DAMATADAM - until you actually reveal what song are you talking about...

Oh, and I learned that Adrian Smith is larger than you.