I Learned Everthing I Ever Needed To Know From Heavy Metal

[Wästed The Great]

I learned that Geoff Tate can't remember yesterday.  However, surprisingly enough, Sebastian Bach can.

 

[Suicidehummer]

I learned that Hell ain't a bad place to be...

But I'll tell you what I didn't learn; I didn't learn who the fuck Benjamin Breeg is!

 

[pilau]

^ Lol.

I learned that I was only 21 when I died.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

I learned that I was only 21 when I died.

Three years before that, I was 18 and I liked it.

 

[pilau]

Haha, nice rebound. Okay, so after I turned 18 learned that school's out.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

One night (it was about 2 Minutes To Midnight) I was walking around with a Three Mile Smile when I saw The Four Horsemen. I defended myself with Five Magics against the Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence they sent at me. Needing more help, I called for the Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son, but didn't hold out much hope - he's busy Eight Days A Week. Fortunately, I've got Nine Lives and Ten Seconds To Love, so I ought to be able to survive until the Eleventh Earl Of Mar arrives to assist me.

 

[LooseCannon]

Thread over. SMX wins.

 

[Mega]

...And that's when the crazy train ran over everybody!

 

[Wästed The Great]

One night (it was about 2 Minutes To Midnight) I was walking around with a Three Mile Smile when I saw The Four Horsemen. I defended myself with Five Magics against the Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence they sent at me. Needing more help, I called for the Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son, but didn't hold out much hope - he's busy Eight Days A Week. Fortunately, I've got Nine Lives and Ten Seconds To Love, so I ought to be able to survive until the Eleventh Earl Of Mar arrives to assist me.

....wow....

The only thing I learned lately was that girls don't need to go away mad, they just need to go away.

 

[Black Thunder]

I learned that Geoff Tate can't remember yesterday.  However, surprisingly enough, Sebastian Bach can.

Um, I'm sorry, I need a little help here.

Can't remember where I heard that. 

 

[pilau]

I learned that man can go through the grey stone. With the grammar mistake.

 

[Wästed The Great]

@Black Thunder- try the opening lines of Queensryche's "Operation Mindcrime" and Skid Row's "I Remember You"

 

[Privateer454]

If you're in the swing run runaway.

Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write.

The winners lose it all someday.

The North Star always guides me when winter skies are grey.

 

[pilau]

Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write - that's Airheads

Great movie.

 

[The Stranger]

I learned that Bruce Dickinson wouldn't sign me breast.
That's just pure evil, man.

 

[Mosh]

I learned that Bruce Dickinson wouldn't sign me breast.
That's just pure evil, man.

              love that vid i learned that im old enough to dance the night away

 

[Wästed The Great]

I now know that the world is a vampire.

 

[pilau]

I learned that your love is like bad medicine, and bad medicine is all I need.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I learned that deceased pharaohs can still be quite pissed after a thousand ages.

 

[infinitedreams7thson]

I learned that iron maiden's gonna get me

I learned that I don't have to be old to be wise

I learned that I'll die as I lived in the flash of the blade.