Clue #1: Hey JC, JC, would you die for me? [whether you mean Andrew LLoyd Webber or the OG]
Clue #2: Charlotte’s divine new occupation. [the apocryphal concept about Mary Magdalene being a former whore?]
Clue #3: The Police did it in ‘83. [this could mean "ruminating after a divorce" (King of Pain), "Synchronicity" (and the concept thereof), "stalking" (Every Breath You Take) or bickering with Sting...?]
Clue #4: The human mattress did it in ‘86. [I beg your pardon... WHAT?]
Clue #5: Black star. [the Bowie album? I bet it's the Bowie album. Death? Going out with a bang?]
Clue #6: You can debate it all you like, but that doesn’t change the truth. ["Ani? Diesel? My goodness, you've grown." Anyway, something about the divine again.]
Clue #7: Rammstein did it thrice in ‘22. [squirted from a giant dildo?]
Clue #8: Metallica did it in ‘08. [put solos back?]
Clue #9: '81 was a riot for a different pair. [Brixton? What "pair"?]
Clue #10: A misunderstanding of the exploration age (fuckers). [I hear "exploration age", but... colonialism?]
Clue #11: Iron Maiden did it in ‘92. [hey, I really feel like I should know 'cause I love FOTD, but ...]