While
MMXX is a weaker album than Sons Of Apollo’s debut album, it’s still an entirely respectable slab of prog metal that wipes the floor with all the filler on
Skid Row. The best songs on Skid Row’s album are probably better than the best ones on
MMXX, but consistency and musical meat win the day here. Good call,
@Lampwick 43 .
Winner: Sons Of Apollo
This Death album isn’t as good as the previous one in the competition, but it’s got some nice riffage and the vocals are in the “bad, but tolerably bad” space. I’m still not thrilled with the Baroness album, but it’s got more texture and depth to it, so I’ll give it the nod.
Winner: Baroness
Hadn’t heard this Angra album before, and it’s a mixed bag. There’s some brilliant guitar playing on here, and occasionally some nice songwriting, but there’s also a lot of power-metal-by-the-numbers happening, along with some really low-rent choirs that wind up sounding like a garage band knockoff of a Luca Turilli track. Also this singer sounds good sometimes, but lapses into a weaker version of Michael Kiske at other times, and there’s something a bit flaccid about his delivery here, though that’s not atypical for Angra. The Living Colour album feels punchier and more honest on most of the tracks to me, and while it’s not a blowout by any means, I think I’d rather listen to
Vivid.
Winner: Living Colour
This last match-up is no contest — there is literally more musical value in the first minute of the first song on the Tony MacAlpine album than there is in the entire running time of the Pantera album.
Winner: Tony MacAlpine
What is it that makes people hate Pantera so much?
Most of it is yelling, growling, and uninteresting chugging to my ears. It’s like they’re just trying to sound pissed off, and any musical considerations are secondary. There are some deep tracks where they let up on this a bit and sound like a D-list Metallica instead, and I guess there’s a rare ballad here or there, but I can’t find a reason to care. Every time their trash came up on the radio or MTV I changed the channel. They would always turn up and ruin any decent run of metal music on one of those outlets. Blecch.
Oh, and Phil Anselmo might be a Nazi, too.