A mostly easy round.
Dirt is a force of nature — a queasy spiral into the head of a heroin addict. Crushing, grungy riffs and bizarre but memorable vocal harmonies are delivered with a surprising amount of melody in the guitars and vocals. There’s a nice mix of accessible songs (“Would?”, “Down In A Hole”) and less accessible ones (“Sickman”, “Angry Chair”), and everything in between. The album’s pretty much great from top to bottom with some really stellar songs on it. Top shelf stuff — no wonder I nominated it! This Halford album is enjoyable enough, but it’s not a seminal classic, so the choice here is clear. Sorry, maxSpayindog, but Jeriesel CollampmaticFTBicarus 76’s nominee takes this one.
Winner: Alice In Chains
Hadn’t heard this Exodus album before, and while the riffage is pretty good, the songwriting is really simplistic and boring and the vocals are pretty bad half-shouted thrash fare. This puts me in the extremely awkward position of saying that Phil Anselmo’s vocals are superior to his competition in this case, and that Pantera’s songwriting is also more interesting and nuanced by comparison. (Christ, I need a shower after saying that.) I’m not saying that I
like the Pantera album, but on the merits it’s better than its opposition. Sorry,
@Perun, but the list nominee comes out ahead here.
Winner: Pantera
This Slayer album has cool riffage and little else. The singing is off rhythm, out of tune, and boring, and the solos are mostly directionless. So, typical Slayer. While I’m not that keen on super-early Helloween, I’ll take it in a heartbeat over its competition. Sorry,
@Magnus, but Kolastar’s choice wins out this time.
Winner: Helloween
So, At The Gates. I guess some of the music is pretty cool, but the spastic drumming and terrible vocals make this one circle the drain pretty quickly for me. I can see why someone would appreciate this album if they were into that sort of thing, but alas, I am not. And it’s up against a premier hard rock album from the mid-80s that’s loaded up with all-time classics and other memorable tracks — plus I nominated it. So, sorry Spamfed Hickarus, but Jef T. Boto’s choice is the superior one here.
Winner: Scorpions