I know you’re joking, but you’ve actually hit the nail on the head here. Some people have the mindset that if they like and respect something, they cannot publicly acknowledge anything about it that might suggest that it’s inferior to its peers in some way. Instead of embracing and acknowledging the stinkiness of camembert and reveling in its stench, they will try to claim that it either doesn’t stink, or that every other cheese is also stinky. It’s a ridiculous contortion, because of course some cheeses are really stinky and some aren’t stinky at all. But because “stinky” is “bad”, they have to create a false equivalence to validate their preferences.
Revel in the stink, Magnus. You don’t care if other people dislike or look down upon your choice of cheese, because you like it. And you don’t need to delude yourself in order to appreciate its value. That’s how it should be.
So, I was about to contrast this to your earlier statement about growls being "cheap, unpleasant, and blatantly inauthentic" and call you out on a contradiction I thought I'd spotted, but in all fairness, re-reading
the post that sparked it all, I don't think it qualifies as anything other than a statement of opinion. I disagree with those adjectives, but I'd say I've been harsher on bands and music I disliked in the past and I never meant to impose my opinion on others by making my statements.
That being said, I agree with you saying harsh vocals are "inauthentic" in a sense that they are not a natural way of singing. Maybe it would have been helpful to point out that the same goes for other forms of singing such as falsetto, which even has it in its name - that way, a misunderstanding could have been prevented. Whether you think that's a cheap way of doing vocals or not is probably a matter of opinion. I would disagree because growling and harsh vocals require specific training (which you acknowledge, I know) and I don't think you're making the right point when you say, "it’s objectively easier to make some kind of growl than to hit a clean tone on the right note." "Some kind of growl" is not the sort of growl you hear with good metal vocalists. It's a specific growl, which I would argue requires the same level of skill as achieving a clean tone in your register.
Whether it's unpleasant is of course a matter of taste, and I agree that most people would agree with you, although to get back to the above, I don't give a shit about what most people think. Personally, I think the vocals of Johan Hegg or Henri Sattler are great to listen to and I enjoy them a lot.
As a note, I personally don't consider growling "singing" in the dictionary sense that is being used here, although I also think those definitions are quite narrow. I don't think we can draw a clear line between "singing" and "not-singing". But I think that in order to discuss that, we should all come to an understanding that we are not saying "singing=good, not-singing=bad".