Alice In Hell is another of those really great thrash albums that are somehow lost amidst the overpraise of the so called genre's "big 4". Let's face it: Jeff Waters is one hell of a guitar player and while his style is not revolutionary by any means it still bears a lot of uniqueness. As for sonic landscape that serves as a background for the album itself I can say it somewhat sounds like if Overkill and King Diamond had a baby and Jeff Waters presented this newborn with his personal guitar licks and traits. After an excellent intro it's easy to recognize there's a lot of Andy LaRoque going on in the absolute classic that is Alison Hell (btw what amazing song!). And make no mistake... Alice in Hell is far from being merely a mash up deal and that's part of what makes it so great. Of course at times things get a bit tend a tad bit too much to Overkill's shores (like in WTYD and Burns Like A Buzzsaw Blade) but there's also the beauty of this record: one can spot influences while being an attempt to be like a copycat... precisely the opposite: Alice In Hell builds upon a couple of traits borrowed and uses them to shuffle the whole thing while adding many new cards from Mr. Waters' own deck. You can easily spot this particularly on the aforementioned Alison Hell, Schizos (Are Never Alone) and Ligeia. And Human Insecticide surely is the icing on the cake: the most vicious and infectious speedster from the lot to close the album on a real high note. So There you go: great record. Nevertheless so is L'Enfant Sauvage. And although I think both records are perfect examples of excellent metal while having really strong blueprints I'm of the opinion that the Frenchmen's one is still a bit more original. Plus making quality and original metal is also a bit harder in the 2010's (it's logical since the mixing and combinations left are way less than back in the late 80's) and Gojira passes with distinction on all those requirements.
On the other hand Threshold sounds like 1000 other bands. Well played, some cool passages but everything here sounds overdone and somewhat plastic. Joe Satriani on the other hand broke lots of barriers with Alien back in the day.
Apart from the debut I'm not much of a Scorpions fan but must admit the majority of their 70's proto-metal/ hard rock stuff with the great Uli Jon Roth (man does this guy can play!) is really good material. Dark Lady is purely electrifying and opens the record in a great note. Then the title track kinda pulls things a bit back into a wanna be Purple song and that doesn't work for me (even with Roth's amazing solo). Life's Like a River is a bit in the same wave but with more personality, better construction and way less derivative (with Uli once again absolutely slaying it). Top Of The Bill on the other hand is way more exciting and a great hard rocker (apart from that "ah-ah" during the chorus). And yes: Uli is still destroying everything (I'll stop mentioning this since it's permanent throughout the record). Then another absolutely average so called power ballad begins and by now this template begins to saturate this album so much that no amazing soloing can do nothing for these tracks. Robot Man has really great ideas and pace but the production hurts a lot (nevertheless props for trying to pull something outside the box). Evening Wind recovers the power ballad template this time in a more "Zeppelinesque" fashion and (while once again being a bit derivative and adding yet another somewhat similar song to the pack) builds some really great ambiance culminating in yet another great solo as it fades away. As for what's left Sun In My Hand is your typical hard blues track, Longing For Fire is the epitome of filler and the album closes with another blues like song, this time an instrumental upon which Roth reassures us of how great of a guitar player he is. I think In Trance shows the band still trying to find its way once again for a third time. Yes it features some great moments but some really dull ones. Virgin Killer would mature this new heavier Scorpions sound and it's a pity Roth left afterwards since IMO the band started losing steam progressively as the 80's neared without his talents until it turned out into what we know today. And while being an enjoyable record overall, I think Blind Guardian's is much more solid and sure of the way it wants to go.
I've never heard Chinese Democracy before. Perhaps a song or two on the background but never aware of it. The only thing I knew is that Buckethead was in it as well as half of the personel Trent Reznor recruits on a regular basis for Nine Inch Nails and that most people hated it. And yeah... I'm far from being a Guns fan. I mean they have a handful of cool songs but I always REALLLLLY disliked Axl's screeching high pitch voice. So what we've got? Enters the title track with a kind of "Rock You Like An Hurricane" riff rip off and then curiously I like the remainder of the thing: strong, pounding straight to your face with Axl's irritating high pitch rarely appearing... hey, so far seems ok to me! Then the second track comes and oooOOOH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Seems like a bastard child of Mudvayne and Gravity Kills with a squeeling Axl singing what could be a Linkin Park chorus. God this is the true definition of horror... kill it! Kill it with fire! As I skip fast to Better still trying to recover from the shock, I fear for the worse as it begins with some electronics but then it quickly turns into some weird but somehow acceptabl mix of more traditional Guns N' Roses and power pop featuring some really ridiculous screaming vocals, squeeling, out of place electronics and some cool soloing. Street Of Dreams is Axl trying to make his own Live And Let Die (and quite not achieving it). If The World kinda reminds me the chill out nuances of FNM's Evidence but not on the same level. Still a good effort. There Was A Time is ok (even while cringing everytime Axl hits higher notes): cool orchestration, cool solos... yeah I dig it. Catcher In The Rye sounds like a calmer off take from early 90's Guns records so... meh! Not for me. The next song is the same but this time with heavier sounding classical Guns (and what the hell are those screams in the beginning?). Riad N' The Bedouins is simply strange: a groovy hard-rock funk tune with a fusion infleccion on the bridge. And it could really work out for me if it wasn't for Axl high pitch torturing my eardrums. Sorry is 6 plus minutes of retro ambiance building to get to nowhere (the title is really fitting) and IRS is once again more in the vein of "normal" Guns. Madagascar is another long path to nowhere and This I Love is your typical orchestra calm song upon which Mr. Rose massacrates my earing a bit more with his nails in chalk like timbre (fact: unlike Sorry this song's title absolutely out of place). Prostitute closes the album with more orchestrations in another really meh long tune (well at least this time the high pitch is way more contained). So did I liked it? In general quite not. Now is it as horrible as people pictured it? Hello no! Sure it has some really dull moments and a couple of abominating bad tracks but also features a couple of cool songs I can picture myself listening to. And keep in mind Guns always start in disadvantage since I abominate Axl's high pitch (in case you didn't notice eheheheh). That being said, yeah obviously Faith No More.