Never heard U.D.O. before, and I was shocked by how much I liked the music and songwriting — a nice blend of sweet 80s riffage and power metal sensibilities, infused with the heart of Maiden, Priest, Gamma Ray, and a dash of George Lynch. The songs have light and shade and consistently strong guitar solos — but then the singer comes along and leaves a gigantic skid mark across the entire affair. Holy shit, does this guy sound awful! I might actually prefer a few extreme vocalists to this unmitigated disaster of a vocal performance. Even when he sings clean he’s just warbling around and embarrassing himself. What a shame — it’s like those Blaze Bayley albums where the weakest link in the band is the guy the band is named after. If the vocals had even been passable here I probably would have picked this album, but as things stand I’d much rather listen to a mixed bag Dream Theater album than this one. Sorry,
@Kalata, but I have to vote for
@The Dissident ’s nominee here.
Winner: Dream Theater
The music and songwriting on this Insomnium album are pretty great when it’s not lapsing into blast beats, but once again I’m faced with a glass gargler wasting my time by ruining the whole affair. He’s mixed under the guitars for the most part, and he’s not as annoying as many extreme vocalists are, but every moment I’m listening to this I can’t help but think how much better it would sound with melodic vocals. You can even hear parts of the music where the guitars are carrying what would obviously be the vocal melodies in the chorus, and what great vocal melodies they would have been. But no, they needed to be “cool” and “tough” and growly instead. Whatever. Sorry,
@Night Prowler, but
@Lampwick 43 ’s nominee takes this in a walk.
Winner: Ayreon
I’ve never really liked Soundgarden in general. Chris Cornell is a great singer, and a few of their more digestible songs are pretty good; but Kim Thayil isn’t offering up anything I want to hear, and their particular brand of proggy grunge leaves their songs sounding incoherent to me most of the time. The singer for Bolt Thrower is terrible, but the music is much more to my taste; and on balance I’d much rather listen to that album than this one from Soundgarden. Sorry,
@Lampwick 43, but I have to go with
@Dityn DJ James ’s choice this time. Winner:
Motherfucking Bolt Thrower
Dream Theater: Cool title track, bro, but you’re a live EP with one studio track, so you don’t qualify for this game. While I’d have to flip a coin between listening to this Anthrax album or taking a nap, it’s the only acceptable option here. Sorry,
@The Dissident, but
@MrKnickerbocker ’s nominee takes this one by default.
Winner: Anthrax