Ghost - Infestissumam
1. Infestissumam - A choir opens up Ghost's second album with some rather sinister lyrics before the instruments come in and goddammit I'm getting fucking chills from this song. Everything here is literally perfect. I wish it was longer but holy hell does it do a good job at opening the album. "Deus Culpa" was bland, but they upped the fucking ante with this one. It may just be an intro, but it's also the best song on the album and on par with "Ritual" from the first album. Man, I love it. I know it's just an intro, but that doesn't stop me from giving it full-on top marks. 10/10
2. Per Aspera Ad Inferi - A pretty cool riff opens up the first actual song on the album. The verse comes in and... what the hell did they do to the vocals here? It melds weirdly with the keyboards and makes the whole verse feel really... bland. The chorus is repetitive but I actually do like it. The "all your dreams will come true" bit is a bit too sickeningly sweet for my taste, as is the keyboard solo bit following it. I really don't like the production on this album. It's not as raw, but the instruments aren't as clear, the guitar doesn't sound as good, and overall it makes the album more boring than it could have been otherwise. I mean, it's still a boring album production or not. The good chorus isn't enough to save this song, but I'll give it an above average rating because most of the other songs are worse. 6/10
3. Secular Haze - Some bands can write carnival music (Beatles, anyone?), but Ghost can't. I hate the opening. This isn't a fucking circus, this is Satan pop and I don't wanna hear that shit. The verse still has that weird stuff going on with the vocals and it's just... eugh. The chorus is a little better but has stupid lyrics and the way Forge pronounces "fog weaver" and "unfathomable" with the vocal fuckery they did on this album just doesn't work. The second verse is still boring. Yeah, this song is boring as fuck and is a terrible lead single. Easily worse than every song on the previous album (bar the intro) and is one of the worst on here, too. 3/10
4. Jigolo Har Megiddo - The keyboard opening here is actually pretty cool and the ensuing verse is better than everything on the previous two songs. The vocals actually work here and while Forge can't really hit the low notes, I'll overlook that because the rest of the verses are awesome. My issue with this song actually is that it never does have a proper chorus. The bit following the verse is pretty great but it's just a single line and goes nowhere. After a cool guitar solo we enter a weird bridge which I don't like at all. Thankfully we return to that great verse again shortly thereafter, but the faux chorus just doesn't knock it out of the park at all. The ending is decent but not the best. Anyway, this is easily one of the better songs on the album, and with a real chorus and a different bridge it could've gotten an even higher score. Alas, I've gotta knock it a point or two for that. But I do like a lot of this song and that's enough to set it apart from some of Ghost's other songs on here. 7/10
5. Ghuleh / Zombie Queen - A decent but not outstanding piano intro opens this song before Forge starts whispering "Ghuleh" a few times... meh. A really sleepy verse enters and I can't say I'm a fan (the way he says "succubus" makes me cringe, and not because he's pronouncing it wrong or anything, just because of the way these damn vocals were recorded). Then there's a really weird bit that feels like it comes straight out of an '80s or '90s pop song. It's completely out of place on a Ghost song and I hate it. The verse comes around again and the piece comes and goes again before the song starts to pick up momentum... thank god. This new verse is a bit better but I really don't like the keyboards here. The chorus is pretty cool but every time Forge says "Ghuleh" it makes me cringe. It's just... eugh. Verse comes throw before we have a little keyboard breakdown before a choir leads us back into the chorus before we exit. I've heard this song three times now and I still don't know what to think of it. I get that they were going for something completely different but I don't think it works. It's also the longest Ghost song up to this point and that hurts it a bit, too. Overall, I think the bad outweighs the good enough to drag the score down below average. 4/10
6. Year Zero - A choir repeat six different names of Satan before the music comes in and it's awesome. I really love this opening. The verse is actually pretty strong here and the way the vocals were recorded finally work again. It leads into a "hail Satan" sort of chorus which took a few listens to get, but I've definitely got it now. We return throw a repeat of the Satanic names and the verse which is still great, and then that chorus comes again and it's still just as strong as it was the first time. It's shorter this time though, because the guitar solo cuts in now. It isn't an outstanding solo but it works well. The bridge is fine but again, the chorus is the highlight. This song did take a little bit to grow on me but I think it's easily one of the best songs on the first two albums, and the lyrics are quite good to boot! Maybe not exactly a perfect song, but it's pretty close. 9/10
7. Body And Blood - I swear to god, this opening sounds like an ad kicked in for a moment. The guitar kicks in to dispel that thought, though. The verse feels like some sort of... swing song? Pop? Something. Anyway... it doesn't quite work, yet I don't dislike it outright at the same time. The chorus is worse though, just too poppy for my taste. It could easily be chopped in half and it would be better. It's an interesting way to tackle Communion but it's just not for me. The bridge is decent, the solo is bleh, and the outro chorus is actually half of the actual chorus... but it still doesn't really work. It's not quite terrible, but there's enough that drives me bonkers to warrant a below average score. 4/10
8. Idolatrine - Pros: I kinda like the idea of stitching the words "idol" and "latrine" together. That's basically it. The song opens with a drumbeat and moves into something out of fucking Disney. Ghost don't do well with Disney, apparently, because this song sucks. The verse is just way too sweet that it's sickening. The chorus is even worse. This feels like some sort of fucking circus song and it does it even worse than "Secular Haze" did. The "suffer little children" piece is really shit. Thank god for the solo though, because it's actually pretty strong. Alas, it doesn't last, and we're back at that stupid fucking chorus. The second "suffer little children" bit as actually worse than the worst one. This song makes me wanna throw up, it just doesn't work. The only thing keeping it from hitting rock bottom is that solo, but everything else here is just an absolute abortion of a song. 2/10
9. Depth of Satan's Eyes - A pretty solid riff opens this song, and we enter a pretty solid verse. If nothing else, this song is far better than the previous one. The chorus is also pretty solid if a little sleepy. Okay, this bridge is pretty stupid, but the "aaah" piece that ends it is actually kinda cool and feels like something off of a Beatles track. The second verse is still solid, but the chorus that follows doesn't knock it out of the park. The outro chorus is far too long, though, and could've ended three times earlier than it did. My issue with this song is that it smacks of filler. It's solid but the performance feels a little like the band is growing as tired of this album as I am. As such, I think it's just an average song, better than some of the shit on here, but not as good as some other Ghost tracks. 5/10
10. Monstrance Clock - A quiet vocal intro opens this song but it's not the best thing I've ever heard by any means. It feels like a lullaby and unfortunately almost does the trick of putting you to sleep. It's slow, it's quiet... Anyway, the verse is kinda decent and the chorus isn't bad. Some guitar and keyboard before we return to the verse. The music falls out for a moment and leaves only a quiet Forge and keyboard (or maybe that's a real organ, IDK). It starts to build up a little though before returning to its previous incarnation. I actually think this is pretty decent, and if the song ended right here it would be fine. But no, there's still two minutes left. That time is filled with a bland keyboard solo that goes nowhere and another chorus repeat from our beloved choir, apparently known as St. Trident Tenors of Tinseltown. It's pretty boring and makes the song and album end on a low note. If those last two minutes had just been eliminated I may have gone higher in score, but since they're there I'm keeping things at an average level. So close, but not good enough for Diesel work. 5/10
Bonus: La Mantra Mori - A pretty interesting 40 second opening before we enter the actual song which has a tranquil but kinda neat body. The vocals come in at last after about a minute and a half. Apparently the idea was to create a mantra here, so the song just repeats the same lines over and over and over again. This is the kinda thing that would otherwise piss me off, but I actually think this song is kinda cool. The mantra itself is pretty cool and the way it's executed... works. It doesn't fit the album at all though (and I'm not considering it a part of the whole body here), so I'm glad it was left off. That said, it's way better than most of the actual album, and as a curio - which is what I consider it - it's actually a success. Not the best song ever, but it's pretty strong. 8/10
Infestissumam is definitely a step down from the debut. I didn't think it was possible, but Ghost managed to do it anyway. It has two great songs, but one of them's the fucking intro for Christ's sake, and the bonus track is better than everything except "Infestissumam" and "Year Zero". It has to get better with the next two albums. If it doesn't I'll be severely disappointed. Bland production is just one problem here. Ghost managed to iron out their songwriting a little bit, but that doesn't help much, if at all, because a lot of this album is just boring. Sorry, this is definitely the reason the term "sophomore slump" was invented.
Rating: 5.50/10
Going by my ratings, I'm voting for "Deus Culpa", "Secular Haze", "Ghuleh / Zombie Queen", "Body and Blood", and "Idolatrine". There were a couple 4's on the debut, but they're better than the ones on Infestissumam.