Meanwhile, in a global city...
The above image is a very clever piece of satire, summing up that my beloved hometown of Berlin is currently the butt of most political jokes in Germany. At the top is the official logo of the city administration, and the three symbols at the bottom are an airport symbol (obviously), the logo of the S-Bahn, a network of public commuter trains in town, and the logo of the Bundesliga. "Wir können Alles, außer" literally means "we can do anything, except" ("Alles" should not be capitalised, though). It is a reference to a well-known slogan actually belonging to the state of Baden-Württemberg, originally saying "Wir können alles. Außer Hochdeutsch", which would best be translated as "We can do anything. Except speak high German", a reference to the fact that Baden-Württemberg is the most prosperous state in the country, always topping nation-wide polls in economic stability, high living standards, and perceived happiness. It is the only state in the country to never have suffered a household deficit. The people are reputed to be extremely conservative, very philistine, penny-wise and speaking an unintelligible dialect, called Swabonian. By all means, they are to Germany what the Scots are to Britain. Swabonians have been particularly unpopular in Berlin since way into the days of the Wall. They are the symbol of an immigrant population from rural Germany that tries to establish their conservative ideals in the city, which conflicts with the liberal and cosmopolitan attitude of the urban population (although that is sometimes more myth than reality). Recently, a formerly high-ranking German politician living in a part of the city which has a high Swabonian population spoke out publicly against them, causing anonymous troublemakers to deface a popular local monument with what is called their national dish, a certain type of pasta called Spätzle.
So the usage of the slogan is a reference to the Berlin-Swabonia dualism, but what do the three symbols mean? I'll round it up from right to left. The Bundesliga logo is a reference to the fact that Berlin's favourite and best football team, Hertha BSC, sucks. They are currently in the Second Bundesliga, having gone down and up in recent years. And Hertha has always sucked. So, Berliners can't play football.
The green logo with the "S" is the logo of a public commuter rail service called "S-Bahn", which suffered a major breakdown in 2009 that left wide parts of the city without service for weeks. The reason was severe cuts in staff and maintenance. Ever since, there have been annual breakdowns, especially in the winter. The trains are almost always late, and filled to the rim in rush hours because the number of carriages is still not close to what it should be, and the service is generally unreliable and poor. Delays of five minutes are so common that you don't even take notice anymore. Ten or fifteen minutes are hardly unusual either. I try to avoid using it as much as possible, preferring the underground service that is maintained by a different company and barely ever has a late train. It's not always possible though. Most other major German cities have an S-Bahn service too, which is generally reliable and well-maintained, so the Berlin S-Bahn is the only one that's a failure.
The airport symbol points out the farce that is currently making a laughing stock of the city nationwide. I am a bit embarrassed to call myself a Berliner at that, seeing how the scandal even made the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/05/b...of-german-efficiency.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
Essentially, the city administration wanted to build one big Berlin airport (The Berlin-Brandenburg Airport "Willy Brandt") to replace the three commercial airports the city had after re-unification (for a short while, there were even four). So they started building one amidst massive protests against the chosen location, closed down one of the existing city airports just because they could, and announced an opening date for June 2012, with the remaining airports due to close on the exact same day. Flights were scheduled, arrangements were made, and then, just a few weeks before the grand opening, legal concerns about fire safety prevented that from happening. Ever since, the date has been pushed back to late 2012 to early 2013 to late 2013 and now stands at an undefined date. The checklist of errors and shortcomings in the construction keeps rising and would actually be hilarious to read if it wouldn't cost billions in taxpayer money. That's right: It's the government that is responsible for this giant clusterfuck. Members of the Berlin senate are calling for the mayor, who was re-elected last year, to resign, which of course he won't do because he doesn't see how he is responsible for it.
All this is even on Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_S-Bahn#Service_reductions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport#Delayed_opening_and_construction_flaws
Sometimes I think I live in Calcutta.