DRUNK POSTING

[Brigantium]

It is known for the silk trade

 

[Magnus]

Do it in Birmingham instead

Under the Black Sabbath Bridge!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have beer. I was in Manchester today and it was only the second time I've experienced hot and sunny day in Manchester. It usually widdles it down.

[almost sober post]

The first time I visited Manchester, it was also warm and sunny. And I did have beer(s).

 

[Brigantium]

I'm in a pub and have beer

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Eye, two, Brigs, aye, to.

 

[LooseCannon]

Maidenfans dot com

I have drunk 1.5 litres of scotch tonigght

 

[Brigantium]

I've had Portuguese beer. My stomach is full of Portuguese food. And I stink of garlic.

 

[Black Wizard]

At least you'll be safe from vampires.

 

[Brigantium]

Portuguese ones at least

 

[Black Wizard]

You could have beer from the Isle of Wight Garlic Farm. 2 birds, one stone.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Y'all remember Powerman 5000? Well I'm about to sing When Worlds Colide in karaoke for some reason.

 

[DJ James]

Perhaps this is my first post here. Cirith Ungol is a good god damn band. I'm gonna go pick up my laundry (walking). I gotta sober up

 

[Osmium]

I don't drink, but if I act drunk, no one will know. Infallible plan.

 

[Collin]

too many lists here on the forum, not enough drunk lists

 

[Edington]

I'm wactching Hellboy,. It's not as bad people said it was but I'm a drunk so what do i know?

 

[The Flash]

İmdrnunker than ive everr. Been definitely haven't drank thisrı muchb before az

 

[Saapanael]

I was at a house party and when I said I was going, a girl said that if I finished this drink (some nasty 43% stuff), I might not reach home and end up in her apartment. Worded differently but that was the point. Sounds like I could’ve got laid but I left anyway. Interesting. First time
I heard something like this.

 

[Collin]

I was at a house party and when I said I was going, a girl said that if I finished this drink (some nasty 43% stuff), I might not reach home and end up in her apartment. Worded differently but that was the point. Sounds like I could’ve got laid but I left anyway. Interesting. First time
I heard something like this.

What did you say after she said that?

 

[Saapanael]

Something stupid.

 

[Wogmidget]

Shoulda told her you don't like sand, because it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere