Saapanael
Ancient Mariner
We set out as a group of seven. One lived near there and three took a taxi early on so we continued the trip, the three of us who remained.
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We set out as a group of seven. One lived near there and three took a taxi early on so we continued the trip, the three of us who remained.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
Meme Only Account
YAAAAASSSS! Pool victory for Cried ya bas! Fuck the bold all that matters is the pool win.
FattyFooty
Trooper
I drink some beers go back here and finnaly remeberd my pass. Beer was the key. Stunnin weather in Norway. Stunning.
Omg im do drubk
Drubk is the new drubl.
rhubarb_j
A sad and wiser man
Friday, 13:13.
Left the office at 11:55, now back after 5 pints and 3 tequilas.
I feel far more sober than I expected.
Think I may be cheating by posting in this thread.
Apologies.
(Now that I look at this, it appears to be a haiku containing far too many syllables.)
Fuck, is that how one spells "syllables"? I'm dubious.
Is that how one spells "dubious"?
I think syllables is incorrect. Not going to look it yup.
Left the office at 11:55, now back after 5 pints and 3 tequilas.
I feel far more sober than I expected.
Think I may be cheating by posting in this thread.
Apologies.
(Now that I look at this, it appears to be a haiku containing far too many syllables.)
Fuck, is that how one spells "syllables"? I'm dubious.
Is that how one spells "dubious"?
I think syllables is incorrect. Not going to look it yup.
That's impressively fast drinking. Is your employer okay with all this?
rhubarb_j
A sad and wiser man
What they don't know won't hurt them, I suppose. I would like to believe that we have a fairly relaxed policy regarding the business meeting/having a beer intersection thingamajig thing, although that may just be my imagination (there was also no meeting involved).
I'm the IT manager for a mining company and the IT area is locked down via biometric scanners, so there are mercyfully fate few that have access to simply wander in and observe me. I'm hoping that I don't see my boss this afternoon, but I have Fisherman's Friend lozenges to assist with any possible odourific entaglements (though not particulary effiecient in combatting swaying).
I actually think I'm doing OK! Currently alernating between "shouldn't be this drunk at work" and "I can handle this". Only had to backspace 4 times whilst attempting to type "alternating".
Crap, I'm rambling. I am no no longer sure if that was 5 pints and 3 tequilas or 4 pints and 3 tequilas. Should've taken the receipt. Feeling more like 4 pints, since I'm doing better than expected.
Quite possibly!
Cider after eating little to nothing all day is intetesting
Also there's a fuckton of Maidenfans in this pub. Imperial, not a metric fucktonne.
We got closer to a metric fucktonne the next day.
I thought an Imperial Fuckton was bigger?
An imperial fuckton is 2000 fuckpounds. A metric fucktonne is 1000 fuckkilos, which is approximately 2200 fuckpounds at sea level.
Wait, wait....do you mean Canadian fuckpounds?
No, you couldn't handle those in England.