DRUNK POSTING

just checking in earing toasdt artym. got lecture in 5 hours but ok ciz hot girl wants meto round fir breakfasr first, woooooooo
 
Beer, beer, beer and then Scotch. There's nothing wrong with drinking alone when I'm constantly on the phone or conversing via MSN/Facebook/whatever with friends congratulating me on the promotion of Fredrikstad FK, is there? I have hardly been alone tonight ...
 
"This beer tastes crap."

...

"I'm going to have to drink two bottles to like it."

...

"I like it."



Remember kids: If something alcoholic tastes crap, that just means you haven't had enough of it.
 
Perun said:
"This beer tastes crap."

...

"I'm going to have to drink two bottles to like it."

...

"I like it."



Remember kids: If something alcoholic tastes crap, that just means you haven't had enough of it.
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How about the worst tasting beer EVER sitting out in the VERY hot sun for 8 hours?
 
Perun said:
"This beer tastes crap."

...

"I'm going to have to drink two bottles to like it."

...

"I like it."



Remember kids: If something alcoholic tastes crap, that just means you haven't had enough of it.
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Priceless!  :D It reminds me a bottle I opened tonight!
 
Okayyyy ... some of the master students invited me to party tonight as they just handed in their fall project work ... I thought I would be careful, not bringing too much to drink, but of course one of them gave me some petrol ... I mean jack daniel's. Not the greatest stuff, but after five pints of beer it's drinkable.

However, I am going on a plane at 6:10 AM, and currently it's 00:48 AM. I don't think I'll dare to go to sleep at all, because then I might miss the bus to the airport ... crap!

And, by the way: Doing Enter Sandman as karaoke is not good for your voice, especially not after drinking petrol.
 
WOooooooo!!!!!!!!!  Drinking at a pub on the plaza in KCMO with my brothers!!!!!  I cud stay here all nite!!!!!!  Drinking something dark called Murphy's Stout. Yum!!
 
Scream for me drunk Maidenfans!



Now, I am going to rant. And I have to make three disclaimers:

Disclaimer 1: I don't have a spellcheck installed currently, so some spelling mistakes might be made which I don't know about.

Disclaimer 2:
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This is more serious. The following rant is going to be very disfavourable of the Dutch. Or better said, a single Dutchman. I wish to explicitly state that I do not mean Forostar with it. Foro is one of the nicest and most likeable people I have ever met, and I am looking forward to seeing you this summer. The Dutch person I am going to talk aboutis an´different person.

Disclaimer 3:
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This is going to be favouravle of the Norwegians. I have to state that Eddies Wingman is one of my favourite posters here, but I have never met him in real life (something which I hope will change one day), so I can't possibly include him with this. Sorry, mate.

Also, I have a 34 minute playlist of my favourite Sabaton tunes. Let's see if this lasts.

I'm going to put the rant in spolers.

THAT FUCKING DUTCHMAN!!! Man. national_acrobat will know who I am talking about. And he willa lso know the girl I mean.

DAMN. GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. GNnn. Argh.

This is incredible. Tonight, I got to hear that if it hadn't been for that Dtuchman. Even the Norwegian bloke said: "No, dear. Perun is better for you. I'm not going to stand in your way."
And she seemed to agree.
And then she met thta fuckign dutchman. Just because he apparently fucked her brains out (something I don't really buy, you would have to see him(. I mean, even a BLOODY VIKING SAYS I'M BETTER THAN HIM, and she chooses that fuckin g FLemish person. Seriously. The Romans even named the province "Germania Superior",a nd it sort of makes you wish Rommel would have finished his job.

Yes, this is politically incoirrect, but I don't care. If it wouldn't have been for that fucking Dutchman.

She told me, "I wouldn't have been good for you. I love you, but as a firend. I would ahve broguth you down."


The fuck you would.




Bloody fuck.

Gnnnn. Rant over.
 
I think instead of the usual "thread over" business, we could say "forum over".  That post is more epic than the 14 pages of posts preceding it combined with the rest of the madness forum.
 
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