Problem: kids want to be fat.
Solution: try to force them to eat healthy food.
Problem: kids still want to be fat.
Solution: try to force them to eat healthy food.
Problem: kids still want to be fat.
Crazy news 'round the globe
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Yes. Kids want to be fat. More accurately, they want to eat fattening foods, because those are tasty, and they don't care about the consequences of those actions.
The better tasting cheap food is, the worse it is for you. It takes time, effort, and money to make good tasting healthy food.
Sure, PE every day. I'm fine with that.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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I just switched on the news. Everything is crazy.
Brilliant. I wish I thought of it.
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If someone can make money on this, no one has an excuse not to be making money LOL
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WW2 Panther tank seized from pensioner's cellar
How big was this guys basement .. jeez.
Police in northern Germany have seized a World War Two tank which was being kept in a pensioner's cellar.
The Panther tank was removed from the 78-year-old's house in the town of Heikendorf, along with a variety of other military equipment, including a torpedo and an anti-aircraft gun, Der Tagesspiegel website reports. It wasn't an easy job to get it all out - the army had to be called in with modern-day tanks to haul the Panther from its cellar. It took about 20 soldiers almost nine hours to extract the tank - which was without its tracks - and push it onto a low-loader, the report says. As the surreal scene unfolded, local residents gathered at the end of the driveway to watch.
Prosecutors in the nearby city of Kiel are investigating whether the man's military collection violates Germany's War Weapons Control Act. But his lawyer says the weapons are no longer functional, therefore shouldn't be restricted.
Local prosecutors were tipped off about the cellar's contents by colleagues in Berlin, who searched the home for stolen Nazi art earlier this year.
It seems the tank's presence wasn't much of a secret locally. Several German media reports mention that residents had seen the man driving it around town about 30 years ago. "He was chugging around in it during the snow catastrophe in 1978," Mayor Alexander Orth was quoted as saying. But he later added: "I took this to be the eccentricity of an old man, but it looks like there's more to it than that."
How big was this guys basement .. jeez.
Police in northern Germany have seized a World War Two tank which was being kept in a pensioner's cellar.
The Panther tank was removed from the 78-year-old's house in the town of Heikendorf, along with a variety of other military equipment, including a torpedo and an anti-aircraft gun, Der Tagesspiegel website reports. It wasn't an easy job to get it all out - the army had to be called in with modern-day tanks to haul the Panther from its cellar. It took about 20 soldiers almost nine hours to extract the tank - which was without its tracks - and push it onto a low-loader, the report says. As the surreal scene unfolded, local residents gathered at the end of the driveway to watch.
Prosecutors in the nearby city of Kiel are investigating whether the man's military collection violates Germany's War Weapons Control Act. But his lawyer says the weapons are no longer functional, therefore shouldn't be restricted.
Local prosecutors were tipped off about the cellar's contents by colleagues in Berlin, who searched the home for stolen Nazi art earlier this year.
It seems the tank's presence wasn't much of a secret locally. Several German media reports mention that residents had seen the man driving it around town about 30 years ago. "He was chugging around in it during the snow catastrophe in 1978," Mayor Alexander Orth was quoted as saying. But he later added: "I took this to be the eccentricity of an old man, but it looks like there's more to it than that."
This reminds me ever so slightly of an episode of Father Ted
Man let daughter drown instead of being touched by strangers
A FATHER has been arrested after allegedly letting his daughter drown because he didn’t want her being touched by strangers and dishonoured by them.
The 20-year-old woman had gone to a Dubai beach for a picnic with her family when she got into difficulty in the water and screamed for help.
Deputy Director of Dubai Police’s Search and Rescue Department Ahmed Burqibah said the woman’s father hampered the rescue effort.
“This is one of the incidents which I cannot forget, it shocked me,” Lt Colonel Burqibah told Emirates 24/7.
“Two rescue men were at the beach, and they rushed to help the girl. However, there was one obstacle which prevented them from reaching the girl and helping her.
“This obstacle was the belief of this Asian man who considered that if these men touched his daughter, then this would dishonour her. It cost him the life of his daughter.”
The man, a Dubai expat, physically stopped the nearby lifeguards from reaching his daughter.
“The father was a tall and strong man. He started pulling and preventing the rescue men and got violent with them. He told them that he prefers his daughter being dead than being touched by a strange man.”
By the time lifeguards got to her, it was too late.
“She died unfortunately, at a time when she had a chance to live, especially that the rescue men were so close to her to pull her out of the water.”
The man, who has not been identified, was arrested by Dubai police and will be charged over the incident.
A FATHER has been arrested after allegedly letting his daughter drown because he didn’t want her being touched by strangers and dishonoured by them.
The 20-year-old woman had gone to a Dubai beach for a picnic with her family when she got into difficulty in the water and screamed for help.
Deputy Director of Dubai Police’s Search and Rescue Department Ahmed Burqibah said the woman’s father hampered the rescue effort.
“This is one of the incidents which I cannot forget, it shocked me,” Lt Colonel Burqibah told Emirates 24/7.
“Two rescue men were at the beach, and they rushed to help the girl. However, there was one obstacle which prevented them from reaching the girl and helping her.
“This obstacle was the belief of this Asian man who considered that if these men touched his daughter, then this would dishonour her. It cost him the life of his daughter.”
The man, a Dubai expat, physically stopped the nearby lifeguards from reaching his daughter.
“The father was a tall and strong man. He started pulling and preventing the rescue men and got violent with them. He told them that he prefers his daughter being dead than being touched by a strange man.”
By the time lifeguards got to her, it was too late.
“She died unfortunately, at a time when she had a chance to live, especially that the rescue men were so close to her to pull her out of the water.”
The man, who has not been identified, was arrested by Dubai police and will be charged over the incident.
The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
On the left is the teaser of the news, and on the right is the actual news. The teaser translates as "Shocking words from the famous actor, "I want to leave this country".". The pixellated picture, as you can see from the actual news, belongs to Gerard Depardieu and the news are about his intention to leave France and cut all of his ties to the country. That's not the "crazy" part of this whole thing. The crazy part is the comments.
Turkey is obviously under a lot of tension and nationalistic sentiment has grown immensely over the last few weeks as a result of the PKK terror. Here are the comments from the Turkish commenters, reacting to the teaser without actually reading who and what it's talking about.
"All of your asses are now up against the wall, go away wherever you want to, at least the country will be cleansed of filths like you."
"You can go as far as your mother's vagina, you honorless prick, what are you waiting for?"
"Leave then, who's keeping you here?"
"Fuck off, like you're so needed, Turkey will be cleaner without you".
"Fair-weather frient." (typo intended)
"What are you waiting for then, not much needed to say, you don't have the guts to do it, fuck off."
"Who's keeping you here anyway, any breath you take here is haram."
"Anyone who doesn't liqe our HEVANLY MOTHERLAND has ways open to the HELL, doesn't matter." (typos intended)
"Son of my fuck, who's holding you, fuck off, if you've become an artist in the first place it's because of this country you honorless prick."
"Waiting is a mistake, what are you waiting for, this is Muslim Turkey."
"Fuck off, so that we'll have one filth less."
"Leave now, so that we'll have one filth less."
"We'd be pleased, we'll have one traitor less".
"Fuck off, who makes you an ardist you dog" (typo intended)
"Fuck off, who's holding you?"
"Fuck off."
"Fuck off then, you slimy asshole."
"Fuck off, asshole."
"Fuck off, what are you waiting for, who's holding you back? Only when people like you leave this country will it be clean. All around you is grudges, hatred, all around you, everything you say reeks of provocation. Leave, leave to never come back."
"You honorless prick you're an honorless prick if you don't leave."
"Straight to Kapıkule". (Kapıkule is the border gate we have with Bulgaria)
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Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Yes, I know I posted this in the 100,000 posts thread, but it's just too wild!
Michigan motorist sets car, gas pump on fire trying to kill spider with cigarette lighter
Michigan motorist sets car, gas pump on fire trying to kill spider with cigarette lighter
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