Crazy news 'round the globe

[LooseCannon]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/entertainment/bill-ted-third-movie-1.5067839

Bill & Ted 3 finally happening.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Majestic announcement.
Pencil in a night with booze in the picture house

 

[Wogmidget]

Florida Man strikes again

https://www.wesh.com/article/florid...ing-pancake-batter-at-woman-arrested/26857033

 

[The_7th_one]

Trophy Hunter Eaten Alive By Lions After He Murdered 3 Baboon Families

Just destiny
Do you think the guy was listening Eat me alive by Judas Priest before the great encounter? lol

 

[Diesel 11]

Do you think the guy was listening Eat me alive by Judas Priest before the great encounter?

The lions tore him to pieces and devoured his remains, they didn't give him a blowjob. Well, hopefully he's not 'eaten back to life'...

 

[The_7th_one]

lol, tough they respected his head. he will still be eaten in hell.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

The lions tore him to pieces and devoured his remains, they didn't give him a blowjob. Well, hopefully he's not 'eaten back to life'...

Now I have an extremely weird picture in my head...

 

[Ariana]

Meanwhile in Russia...
Naked Russian man tries to board plane, claiming to be more aerodynamic

 

[Wogmidget]

Coming soon: Russian Man vs Florida Man

 

[The_7th_one]

Meanwhile in Russia...
Naked Russian man tries to board plane, claiming to be more aerodynamic

Maybe they must be left him try it (in the toilet) lol

 

[Brigantium]

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/man-claim...six-times-day-appeal-dismissed-140036944.html

A man who accused his former boss of repeatedly breaking wind towards him has had his bullying case dismissed.
David Higst, 56, said supervisor Greg Short would fart behind him and walk away “five or six times a day”, and was seeking damages of 1.8 million Australian dollars (£970,000) from his former employer, Construction Engineering.
However, the Victoria state Court of Appeal in Melbourne upheld a Supreme Court judge’s ruling that even if engineer David Hingst’s allegations were true, flatulence did not necessarily constitute bullying.


Depends how bad the smell was, surely...?

 

[Black Wizard]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

 

[Brigantium]

And whoever said the rhyme committed the crime.

 

[Black Wizard]

And whoever denied it supplied it.

 

[Perun]

Coming soon: Russian Man vs Florida Man

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on stage in Bicester (BBC)

...Cognito had even joked about his health during his set, telling the audience: "Imagine if I died in front of you lot here."

Audience member John Ostojak said: "Only 10 minutes before he sat down he joked about having a stroke.

"He said, 'imagine having a stroke and waking up speaking Welsh'."

South Central Ambulance Service confirmed Cognito was pronounced dead at the scene.

 

[The_7th_one]

Ian Cognito: Comedian dies on stage in Bicester (BBC)

The Clairvoyant

 

[Freeyyaa]

Trophy Hunter Eaten Alive By Lions After He Murdered 3 Baboon Families

Just destiny
Do you think the guy was listening Eat me alive by Judas Priest before the great encounter? lol

I dont'even think that he has ever listened to Judas Priest.

 

[Onhell]

About 207 dead in Sri Lanka church bombings.

 

[Onhell]

It got much worse in Sri Lanka

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...cc3&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook