Complaints about Maiden

sings Sabaton softly in the background: GA-LIP-PO-LI! Left his letter in the sand. Such a wasted argument, GA-LIP-PO-LI! Dreams of being right, turned to dust'
 
Inspired by real Maidenfans events:

IRON MAIDEN HAVE TURNED INTO LOSERS. NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO THEIR GIGS ANYMORE BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. THEY ARE GOING DOWN LIKE DOGS, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THEY BETTER MAKE A NEW RECORD, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! SAD! MAKE MAIDEN GREAT AGAIN!

MAIDENFANS USER YAX.
 
Yax said:
Inspired by real Maidenfans events:

IRON MAIDEN HAVE TURNED INTO LOSERS. NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO THEIR GIGS ANYMORE BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. THEY ARE GOING DOWN LIKE DOGS, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THEY BETTER MAKE A NEW RECORD, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! SAD! MAKE MAIDEN GREAT AGAIN!

MAIDENFANS USER YAX.
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Reading this with the Orange man´s voice it´s even more hilarious...
 
PEOPLE TELL ME MAIDENS NUMBERS ARE STRONG. ANYBODY WHO THINKS THAT IS DELUSIONAL. THEIR NUMBERS ARE WAY DOWN, SALES AND "STANDING IN THE METAL WORLD" ALIKE, THANKS TO THE "ALL-TIME-LOSER" SO CALLED "MANAGER" ROD VERYSMALL WOOD. BUT UNDER MY MANAGEMENT, IRON "RUSTY" MAIDEN CAN BECOME GREAT AGAIN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
MAIDENFANS USER YAX.
 
IRON MAIDEN HAVE BEEN WEAK EVER SINCE DICK-IN-SON JOINED!!!! ROD VERYSMALL WOOD MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE AND GULLIBLE STEVE HAIRYASS WENT ALONG WITH IT! IRON MAIDEN HAVE TO START WINNING AGAIN AND THEY WILL. MY LEADERSHIP WILL ELEVATE THEM INTO THEIR "GOLDEN" AGE!!!

MAIDENFANS USER YAX!
 
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FAKE NEWS MEDIA ARE REPORTING MY MANAGERIAL RATINGS ARE DOWN, WHEN THEY ARE IN FACT UP. ROD "BOBBY" MORNINGWOOD HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSE TO THE NUMBERS I AM GETTING, THEY ARE IN FACT RECORD HIGH. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE, DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES!!!

YOUR FAVORITE MAIDENFANS USER
 
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I CALL ON IRAN MAIDEN TO OPEN THE HERMUZ STRAIT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! IF THEY DON'T, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. WHEN THEY OPEN IT, THE TICKET SALES WILL REACH NEVER SEEN BEFORE LEVELS!!!

THANK YOU
YAX
 
Someone’s on a roll, I see. Keep it coming!

But remember - when you stare into the abyss for too long, you might become the abyss yourself. Your avatar is already kind of sandy and orange if you stretch your imagination a bit. Proceed with caution, or you might just turn into Orange Goblin yourself.
 
DOZY DIESEL HAS AN EMPTY FUEL TANK AGAIN. DABBLING DIESEL IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS AND HAS BOTH HANDS IN SMALLWALLET'S TINY POCKET. NEVER TRUST!!! SEVERE CASE OF YDA (yax derangement syndrome).

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.
 
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