This just in! Official lyrics to "Hallowed Be Trump's Base".
I'm waiting at the resolute desk, when the my sycophants begins to whine
Reflecting on my election strife and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at Nov 3rd, they take me to the Ballot polls
The sands of time for me are running low, yeah!
When Fox News comes to read me the poll results
I take a look at the numbers from last night
Arizona State that have not yet gone for me
Can it be that there's some sort of fraudulent error
Have to stop the the vote count terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?
Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from tweeting
The words escape me when I try to post
Tears flow, but why am I crying
After all I'm not afraid of lying
Make them all believe that the election nears no end
As the Guiliani march out to the courtyard
Somebody cries through the gates "Biden got you"
If Biden won, then why has Ivanka not told me so?
As I walk all my lies drifts before me
And though the term's end is near I'm not sorry
Election afoul, the Presidency will not fly away
Mark my words, believe my goals live on
Don't worry now, "fake" ballots will be found
Pence, Junior and Ivanka will twist the truth
When state election certification is close at hand
Maybe then I'll begin to understand
But Life down here is just a strange illusion
Yeah, hallowed be Trump's base
Yeah, hallowed by Trump's base
Yeah