Complaints about Maiden

[srfc]

The seagulls, the ones in Darkest Hour. Not just length of the seagull noise segments, but the fact that it doesn't sound like seagulls over the beaches of Normandy, if that's what it's meant to be. White cliffs of Dover, maybe, but that's definitely a load of seagulls on cliffs, you can hear the echoes. I speak as someone who is used to the seagull-infested shores (including cliffs) of North East England.

It's meant to be Dunkirk at the start and Normandy at the end. I think Bruce didn't realise that maybe people might interpret it as Gallipoli at the start.

 

[Brigantium]

Nope, still not buying it. That's a sizeable seabird colony on cliffs.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Hear, hear. She knows what she's talking about.

 

[Nyx]

sings Sabaton softly in the background: GA-LIP-PO-LI! Left his letter in the sand. Such a wasted argument, GA-LIP-PO-LI! Dreams of being right, turned to dust'

 

[Yax]

Inspired by real Maidenfans events:

IRON MAIDEN HAVE TURNED INTO LOSERS. NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO THEIR GIGS ANYMORE BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. THEY ARE GOING DOWN LIKE DOGS, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THEY BETTER MAKE A NEW RECORD, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! SAD! MAKE MAIDEN GREAT AGAIN!

MAIDENFANS USER YAX.

 

[MindRuler]

Inspired by real Maidenfans events:

IRON MAIDEN HAVE TURNED INTO LOSERS. NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO THEIR GIGS ANYMORE BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THEM ANYWAY. THEY ARE GOING DOWN LIKE DOGS, NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. THEY BETTER MAKE A NEW RECORD, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! SAD! MAKE MAIDEN GREAT AGAIN!

MAIDENFANS USER YAX.

Reading this with the Orange man´s voice it´s even more hilarious...

 

[Jer]

Reading this with the Orange man´s voice it´s even more hilarious...

But he didn’t thank us for our attention to this matter!

 

[Yax]

But he didn’t thank us for our attention to this matter!

That comes after his subsequent fit.