Bruce Dickinson

[Yax]

It is more like "Doing a spoken word tour telling the same old stories over and over again before bleating like a goat some a capella vocals".

In my humble opinion, not worth the price of admission.

Like this?

 

[GhostofCain]

Exactly. When he gets it right it sounds great, but when he does not, it sounds awful. Trying to sing without warming up your voice is never a good idea, but I guess the people who are paying through their noses to be there could not care less. As a longtime fan I find it somewhat sad though.

 

[Yax]

To be fair though, the fans would be disappointed to pay those prices and not hear him sing a single note.

 

[GhostofCain]

To be fair though, the fans would be disappointed to pay those prices and not hear him sing a single note.

I'd pay good money not to hear him "sing" like that!

 

[Jer]

Still waiting for the solo beer and beer tour.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I think they both look terrible with beards.

I completely agree.

 

[Ruflux]

Still waiting for the solo beer and beer tour.

How about a solo beer tour? Bruce talks for two hours about his brand new beer and the process of making it happen. Free samples not included, pay full price at the venue bar if you want some, you bum.

 

[Jer]

How about a solo beer tour? Bruce talks for two hours about his brand new beer and the process of making it happen. Free samples not included, pay full price at the venue bar if you want some, you bum.

...and he can fart the chorus melody from “Tears Of The Dragon” at the end while a fat, drunk Roy Z. heckles him for not finishing his next solo album and not letting him produce Brave New World. Brilliant!

 

[srfc]

I'm guessing it's a separate thing from the book tour then: ie a couple of hours of him talking bollocks, just without trying to sell anything in particular

I reckon they just mean it's an organised tour over a short period, as opposed to his previous dates which were just a show here and there announced randomly.

 

[srfc]

How about a solo beer tour? Bruce talks for two hours about his brand new beer and the process of making it happen. Free samples not included, pay full price at the venue bar if you want some, you bum.

Pretty much does that in the current show!

 

[srfc]

I completely agree.

In fairness goats don't know how to shave.

 

[The_7th_one]

He could have done a Q&A 2 hours youtube streaming or something like that during the lockdown, but oh wait…that's totally free

 

[Travis The Dragon]

He could have done a Q&A 2 hours youtube streaming or something like that during the lockdown, but oh wait…that's totally free

He could charge for it similar to how bands have done live streams.

 

[PhantomOfTheOpera]

Found this from IMFC-forums:
With permission of Bruce’s girlfriend (from her Instagram account):

 

[The_7th_one]

Totally irrelevant picture, but thanks anyway. This is probably all the news we'll have this week or this month.

 

[GhostofCain]

Totally irrelevant picture, but thanks anyway. This is probably all the news we'll have this week or this month.

Irrelevant??? Time spent with dogs means less time spent helping brew beer!

 

[Yax]

I like Bruce's Lord of the Rings look.

 

[MindRuler]

Is Bruce checking for fleas in that second picture?

 

[Ruflux]

Man, there's an uncanny resemblance there between Bruce and the dog.

 

[Diesel 11]

Time spent with dogs means less time spent helping brew beer!

After seeing this I find it highly acceptable that time that could be spent working on the solo album was instead spent on a good puppo.