INTERNATIONAL LIST OF LISTS: BEST RECORD OF THE YEAR
Who can hear you scream from space? Well, everyone, apparently. Vektor screamed and the international metal press listened. Their Terminal Redux is the best album of 2016 according to a calculated List of Lists, made out of no less than 83 heavy end of the year lists.
Every list's number one got 10 points, the number two got 9, and so on. The now troubled Vektor easily plucked the number one slot of this list, with 165 points. Runner-up Khemmis' Hunted got 136 points and the bronze medal was snatched by Blood Incantation's Starspawn with 111 points. But Vektor isn't completely undisputed. From all those lists, they got six number 1 positions on the 28 lists they were mentioned on. That’s not particularly many, considering the size of the sample. Khemmis got three number 1 positions. Blood Incantation has four silvers and five bronzes, but never got a gold medal on any list.
This year’s list included 83 numerical eoty-lists which added up to 558 records in total. Of course my methods are flawed. But I included as much great general lists I could find, and tried to have a good mainstream/credible/underground mix. I chose staff lists from certain outlets, and did every single one from others. Some have had more power than others that way - more lists is more points to dole out, but I’ve tried to weigh this as properly as I could. Beforehand I filtered out most non-metal releases, but I didn’t comb out all the hardcore and hardcore-derived records. I did delete every record that had just one mention. Even if it was a number one record on a list. This to prevent too much power to just one critic or magazine. Everybody I included still have had some punch to throw, tough. I mean, see this as a huuuuge salad. You add all ingredients. Olives, tomatoes, maybe you like feta in it, maybe some rucola? Some asshole has thrown in a couple of madame jeanette peppers. Just a couple, but everybody's going to taste them. The final list is now 230 records long. I’ve put everything that was available in a Spotify playlist, see the link below.
There will be records you hate that are too high in this list. Others are too low or miss all together. Don’t be mad. There’s nothing I can do about it. We’re all metalheads. If there’s something we do well, it’s discuss metal, right? If you miss something and can’t believe it wasn’t scored high enough to make the top-50, just ask me and I’ll see if I can find where it ended on the longlist. It’s hard not to find something you like though. There’s thrash, heavy, epic, doom, grind, crust, black, death and powerviolence on the complete list. Blackgaze, industrial, nü, viking, unblack, drone, funeral, Speed, stoner, symphonic, sludge, pagan, post, pirate, power, prog and pornogrind.
THE METAL LIST OF LISTS TOP-50:
1. Vektor - Terminal Redux
2. Khemmis - Hunted
3. Blood incantation - Starspawn
4. The Dillinger Escape Plan - Dissociation
5. INTER ARMA - Paradise Gallows
6. Oranssi pazuzu - Värähtelijä
7. Cult of Luna & Julie Christmas - Mariner
8. Oathbreaker - Rheia
9. Nails - You Will Never Be One of Us
10. Alcest - Kodama
11. Astronoid - Air
12. Mithras - On Strange Loops
13. Anaal Nathrakh - The Whole of the Law
14. Katatonia - The Fall of Hearts
15. Meshuggah - The Violent Sleep of Reason
16. Neurosis - Fires Within Fires
17. HAKEN - Affinity
18. Gojira- Magma
19. Hammers of Misfortune - Dead Revolution
20. SubRosa - For This We Fought the Battle of Ages
21. Cobalt - Slow Forever
22. Darkthrone - Arctic Thunder
23. Moonsorrow - Jumalten Aika
24. Sumac - What One becomes
25. Insomnium - Winter's Gate
26. Metallica - Hardwired... To Self Destruct
27. Fates Warning - Theories of Flight
28. Dark Tranquillity - Atoma
29. Deathspell Omega - The Synarchy of Molten Bones
30. Devin Townsend Project - Trascendence
31. Ghoul - Dungeon Bastards
32. Witherscape - The Northern Sanctuary
33. Opeth - Sorceress
34. Gatecreeper - Sonoran Deprivation
35. Eternal Champion - The Armor of Ire
36. Abbath - Abbath
37. Sumerlands - Sumerlands
38. Saor - Guardians
39. Gorguts - Pleiades Dust
40. Deftones - Gore
41. Ihsahn - Arktis
42. Mare Cognitum - Luminiferous Aether
43. 40 Watt Sun - Wider than the Sky
44. Anthrax - For All Kings
45. King Goat - Conduit
46. Uada - Devoid of Light
47. The Body - No One Deserves Happiness
48. Trap Them - Crown Feral
49. Amon Amarth - Jomsviking
50. Ulcerate - Shrines of Paralysis
Lists included: Decibel Magazine, Terrorizer, Invisible Oranges (14 staff lists), PopMatters (Adrien Begrand), Consequence of Sound,
Metalstorm.net, Treble, Rolling Stone, Exclaim!, Loudwire,
MetalSucks.net (8 staff lists), Last Rites (4 staff lists, 1 general), Angry Metal Guy (21 staff lists), NO CLEAN SINGING (3 staff lists), Stereogum, To The Teeth (that’s me), FasterLouder, CVLT Nation (5 genre lists, 1 general), Metal Injection (5 staff lists), Nine Circles (3 staff lists), L.A. Weekly Music, Heavy Blog Is Heavy (2 staff lists, 1 general), and the personal lists of Kim Kelly (Noisey) and Gylve Fenris Nagell (Darkthrone).