Adrian Smith

[Jer]

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[Magnus]

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Take a cold shower, Jer.

 

[Black Wizard]

I’m fully expecting this book to be just like Bruce’s, 10% cool Maiden stories but with all the juicy bits edited out and 90% long-winded stories about his boring hobbies.

Exactly what I think, so I'll be staying well away from it. To be fair, Bruce did tell some amusing anecdotes about his hobbies but I wanted to hear more about Iron Maiden. I don't think Adrian has such crazy stories about his life but I guess he just doesn't talk as much as Bruce. Perhaps his book will really lift the lid on the wild side of angling - it is a fishy business after all.

 

[srfc]

Exactly what I think, so I'll be staying well away from it. To be fair, Bruce did tell some amusing anecdotes about his hobbies but I wanted to hear more about Iron Maiden. I don't think Adrian has such crazy stories about his life but I guess he just doesn't talk as much as Bruce. Perhaps his book will really lift the lid on the wild side of angling - it is a fishy business after all.

Adrian's will probably be ghost written though so he might knock Bruce of his perch

 

[GhostofCain]

Adrian's will probably be ghost written though so he might knock Bruce of his perch

Apparently Adrian has written the book himself (longhand).

 

[Brigantium]

Wonderful! I hope we get an 18 minute Adrian epic about fishing on the next album (working title 'The One That Got Away'). A follow up, of course, to Hooks In You.

 

[Meliegree]

During this quarantine I can read even 50 pages long story on how H went fishing and returned with nothing.

 

[Black Bart]

Adrian's will probably be ghost written though so he might knock Bruce of his perch

His Nile perch?

 

[srfc]

Yeah that post was another fish pun rather than a legitimate comment on what book will be better, hence the wink

 

[Perun]

I'm sure there will be a lot of insight about Rod.

Spoiler

I'll take my coat.

 

[Brigantium]

Didn't he also write 'When The River Runs Deep'? Shocking. Always thought of him as a fly fishing man.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Adrian's will probably be ghost written though so he might knock Bruce of his perch

It will certainly put him in his plaice

Yeah that post was another fish pun rather than a legitimate comment on what book will be better, hence the wink

Fish puns are not currently off-topic ...

 

[mckindog]

The trolling on this thread is unbelievable.
And some people have fallen for it hook, line and sinker.
You guys know full-well this band has never been lacking in bass.

 

[Black Wizard]

The trolling on this thread is unbelievable.

Agreed. This is neither the time nor the plaice for jokes. Scale back on the puns guys. If we don't take this seriously then Adrian's book will flounder.

 

[srfc]

People need to be able to resist posts baiting them to join in the punning

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

This is neither the time nor the plaice for jokes. Scale back on the puns guys. If we don't take this seriously then Adrian's book will flounder.

Pollocks to that

 

[GhostofCain]

Keep those puns coming!!

 

[GhostofCain]

Had he been in the band in 1998, there'd be a song called The Angler and the Gambler.

He probably was happy enough co-writing Return of the King (Prawn) with Bruce in 1998 though.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

A whole page ready for the hall of fame.

 

[Black Wizard]

I don't expect this book to be as successful as Bruce's. Adrian is a minnow in comparison.