Wow. For someone who's not offended, you sure do sound butthurt to me.
FWIW, I'm far from the only guitar player on this forum. I do play and have jammed before with much better musicians than myself; I would namecheck a few but then I'd REALLY sound like a douche. Let's just say that I understand at least a modicum of what professional musicians do when performing as part of an ensemble versus practicing alone in my room; it's a very different experience.
And no, I never claimed to be expert in anything, especially music. I AM a professional illustrator and am far better equipped to teach and mentor in that field; as a player, I'm likely high-intermediate level..? I can play "FOI" and just learned "POTO," for whatever that's worth. I can follow along with "The Daily Doug" when he breaks down a song and explains what Maiden are doing within a song. So yeah, I'm no expert but I do know a bit. And all I've tried to convey when someone whines - yes, whines - that Simon isn't as good as Nicko because his kit is smaller is that such talk is absolutely uninformed rubbish. Now, if you want to say that one plays more on top of the beat versus slightly behind or ahead, or one doesn't play the accented triplet following the quarter note resulting in less of the classic gallop rhythm you're used to hearing in "RTTH," to me that's what I would consider a more informed opinion and more worthy of discussion. Much of what you say is just opinion, ie "SSOASS" having a Brazilian samba rhythm. Trust, if Simon wasn't nailing the feel that Steve wants to hear, it would be worked on and adjusted. Because that's what professional drummers do.
But go on, if you feel that the intro to "2MTM" is "just bad"...who am I to try and change your view..? It's only the guy who wrote the riff playing it, who's a renowned perfectionist and isn't averse to stopping playing if he's not happy; what does he know..?