You know you're a Iron Maiden fan when...

[Perun]

I'm smart, that's why!

Apart from failing to provide any evidence to back up that claim, that doesn't even have anything to do with shit!

 

[Eric Wright]

I'm smart, that's why!

Not around women, that's for sure.

 

[Black Wizard]

I'm smart, that's why!

This thread proves otherwise.

I don't think he implied that in anyway. It would be silly to think that a 13-year-old could go about flashing women. Even if he did that, most of them would probably warn him that he might catch a cold and offer him a candy or something.

I should have flashed women when I was thirteen.

 

[Moon Child]

Yeah...I'm not seeing this 'smart' thing either...

 

[The Flash]

This thread is more drunk than the Drunk Posting thread.

 

[Stardust]

Someone please remove this thread before I become even more insane!

 

[Eric Wright]

I could be having a blackout from Jack Daniels and cooking wine and it would still be less drunk than this thread.

 

[Stardust]

I could be having a blackout from Jack Daniels and cooking wine and it would still be less drunk than this thread.

I just wanna die now...

 

[Ariana]

Here's a tip, Stardust. Think of this as a necessary, albeit a bit painful, initiation. It might teach you to think about what you post because when people don't know you, they only base their opinions of you on your posts. Forget about this thread and try the other ones with this in mind.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

I just wanna die now...

"Recycled again, a lifetime of pain ..." Seriously, don't worry about it. It's only an internet forum after all! You're just making your rooky mistakes now, as I was in August. No-one will hold it against you in the future (although a few might wind you up about it if reminded!)

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Naw, I didn't find it creepy at all. We need far more threads like this!
If it had just read:

You know you're a Iron Maiden fan when...
You become a pervert who likes to flash women.
Discuss.

you'd probably have got away with it!

Well, at least your avatar is damn fine, Stardust. (My favourite of anyone on the entire forum.) However, if you're a pervert and a big Adrian fanboy...
... then there's no hope for you.

Did you ever introduce yourself in the new members thread?
http://forum.maidenfans.com/threads/new-posters-who-are-you.15269/page-52

 

[Stardust]

Naw, I didn't find it creepy at all. We need far more threads like this!
If it had just read:
you'd probably have got away with it!

Well, at least your avatar is damn fine, Stardust. (My favourite of anyone on the entire forum.) However, if you're a pervert and a big Adrian fanboy...
... then there's no hope for you.

Did you ever introduce yourself in the new members thread?
http://forum.maidenfans.com/threads/new-posters-who-are-you.15269/page-52

Don't worry, I like Dave Murray better than Adrian Smith!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

A perverted Dave Murray fanboy!!

 

[Stardust]

 

[Ariana]

Don't worry, I like Dave Murray better than Adrian Smith!

Ah, that explains it all.

 

[Moon Child]

Blasphemy. And yes, that does seem to explain a lot...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

You're just making your rooky mistakes now, as I was in August.

Is this a chess pun? Did you misplace a rook during a chess game in August? Am I just being a smartarse?

Spoiler

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Yeh, rookie is the word you (or rather BaB) was looking for...

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I grabbed a slightly unusal spelling of the word rookie and made a bad joke. I will get my coat.

 

[Perun]

In Babs' defence, rooky would be the consequent British spelling.