After I copied last two responses in "Funniest post thread" I've decided to raise the bar in this thread. Screw one night out, how about a perfect week?
Behold: something, something happens any you win a perfect Iron Maiden week. On Sunday you are seeing them with Rod from sound desk, but six days before that, you are also offered this: you can spend whole day with only one Maiden member but the activities and locations are fixed. Here's what they're offering*:
Monday
Maui, Hawaii - round of golf in the afternoon, followed by a nice dinner in some fish restaurant
Tuesday
Coconut Creek, Florida - BBQ cook-off, whole damn day.
Wednesday
Paris, France - fencing in the morning, flying an airplane simulator in the afternoon
Thursday:
Hartlepool, UK - house chores during the day, Irish pub tour in the evening.
Friday
London, UK - curing your hangover on a fishing lake, contemplating silence.
Saturday:
London, UK - game of footy in the morning, seeing West Ham match in the afternoon.
And here the catch:
You can not choose Dave for Monday, Nicko for Tuesday, Bruce for Wednesday, Janick for Thursday, Adrian for Friday and Steve for Saturday.
*Trooper beer included in every event, because... you know... trooper beer