What are your favorite / funniest / weirdest posts and threads on MaidenFans?

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Spilt? Right...

 

[Brigantium]

I believe it was fizzy pop.

 

[Perun]

It was quite unfortunate.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I believe it was fizzy pop.

It was quite unfortunate.

Did it just explode over all the keys?

 

[Diesel 11]

Perun just stating the facts.

 

[Spambot]

If Maiden guitarists were women

Dave is the stunningly beautiful one who captures a room without even trying.
There might be plenty going on inside, but she doesn't have to use it and nobody ever asks her to.

Adrian is the mysterious, fascinating one who constantly challenges you to keep up with her moods and interests.
Different, forever changing, sophisticated and probably out of your league.

Janick is the cool, easygoing one who will help you clear the yard, gut a fish, share a beer, laugh at your dirty jokes and cheer her guts out during the football game.

Why wouldn't you love them all?

I'd also like to nominate this post in "Non-music Maiden-related" category. Or in "Best post ever" category.

 

[Brigantium]

I have pictures of the Maiden guitarists as women.

 

[Brigantium]

 

[Black Wizard]

Female Janick is just Male Janick with straightened hair.

 

[LooseCannon]

Female Dave is just Male Dave with longer lashes.

 

[Brigantium]

When I first selected Dave's pic, the app initially said he was female and wanted to transform him into a man.

 

[Mosh]

What does Dave as a man look like?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The three amigas?

 

[Brigantium]

I've removed the app now. The novelty wore off very quickly.

 

[Black Wizard]

What does Dave as a man look like?

So fucking butch.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Female Dave is just Male Dave with longer lashes.

And plucked eyebrows. Interesting he still has stubble though .

 

[MW564]

At first female Dave appeared to me to just be Male Dave.

 

[Brigantium]

There wasn't much option for Dave pics. There was a drawing of the very wide-eyed pic where he looks extra girlie. That's the one the app thought was female. I did make a nonsmiling Dave, which was difficult.

 

[LooseCannon]

This thread isn't even finished yet and it's already my favourite thing - preserving for posterity:

https://forum.maidenfans.com/threads/mosh’s-top-16-maiden-albums.71110/

 

[Diesel 11]

Holy shit, what did I just find??