“Missing Out On Maiden Because The Venue Sucks”
Don’t cry for me, my chains weren’t forged of stone
I’d like to see the band before I go
But never mind cuz Janick’s in the way
My poor god H can’t get a chance to play
Well I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
They shaft my to the wrong side of the stage
If I can’t see Adrian then it ain’t worth my time
So I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
Don’t cry for me, I don’t give a fuck anyway
Just let me be, it’s a miserable life ahead of me
No Legacy can reel me back in
Not bringing no one, not even my kin
Well I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
Someone’s gotta take a stand
I just don’t have the heart to see the band
So I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
*harmonica solo*
Don’t cry for me, I just don’t give a damn
Oh can’t you see, I’m a plain and honest man
My Adrian is getting all the rot
Can’t stand Prancer, Janick you fucking sot
So I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
Yeah I’m missing out on Maiden cuz the venue sucks
Badabing