I can almost hear the utter disgust from some corners of society as they reacted to this:
"Dear BBC Newsnight,
After sending the servants home for the day once they had completed their hard labour for little wages I settled in to watch the news of the day with your programme on BBC2.
I was very happy to hear that the honourable gentlemen of the Conservative Party was calling for a return of the National Anthem at the end of the day on the BBC, after all I pay my license fee, avoid paying taxes as much as humanly possible and have a healthy affection for the Royal Family having purchased every Royal Wedding Tea Set that has been produced in the past century, and it's only right that they should receive some honour for their tireless efforts to uphold all that is good and fair about our pleasant land of Great Britian. The playing of the National Anthem reminds us of how rich and prosperous we truly are and I was tearful as I took my spoon of malt and drank the last drops of the 100 year old Scotch and rose to my feet when Kirsty Wark said they would oblige by playing God Save the Queen.
Can you imagine the absolute horror of standing in a onesie at 11pm on a cold November night thinking you are about to salute our Queen with the much loved anthem and half expecting the wonderful Katherine Jenkins to lead the nation as she has done so previously at Wembley Stadium for the Football Association Cup Final but instead you unleash upon us four spotty oiks of whom I was certain we go rid of in the year of our Lord Nineteen Hundred and Seventy Seven!
Bring back National Service for these tiresome troublemakers and as for your staff including Ms Wark I suggest a public flogging with Simon McCoy and Jane Hill from BBC News 24 providing the commentary and Nicholas Witchell, the Royal Correspondant bringing news of the Royal Blessing upon such action!
Yours No More
Disgruntled of Dunstable"