Tournament of Maiden Solos: the Top 10 video!

[SixesAlltheway]

Must be against the rules to recruit family members in an attempt to impact the result.

Detract 2 points from Sea of Madness.

....Just kidding, welcome zulfix.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Must be against the rules to recruit family members in an attempt to impact the result.

Detract 2 points from Sea of Madness.

Yes...certainly it is unfair...

Now get in here @Detective Beauregard!

 

[Ariana]

I have two sisters, you know... Are cousins allowed?

 

[tarikz]

Must be against the rules to recruit family members in an attempt to impact the result.

Detract 2 points from Sea of Madness.

....Just kidding, welcome zulfix.

... but I voted for Judas

 

[SixesAlltheway]

... but I voted for Judas

I see it now

 

[Forostar]

My son did as well. Send him to bed early today.

Spoiler

 

[Brigantium]

Can snakes vote?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It's time to start calling in the proxy accounts...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Shit. I don't have five proxy accounts.

 

[Brigantium]

Only the one, eh?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

So if we get rid of the vote-for-guitarist-not-solo voters, all the fucking brothers & sisters, all the sons & daughters, all the snakes & other sundry pets, Ariana's cousins, and MrKnicks...

Yeah it does, the first two solos in Paschendale are both definitely Adrian.

... since he doesn't know what he's talking about or what he's voting for; what are we left with? Is Judas still behind here?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Technically, not knowing who plays every solo means that I am playing this game correctly because I'm not biased. Your logic is not logic.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Can you think of any tracks with back-to-back Janick solos?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

No, Davey doesn't allow it.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Are you sure about that?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Yeah, he's very controlling. Often times Bruce and 'Arry have had to just step out of the room because Davey was on one of his "no one shall play more solos than me!" rants.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I know you know about Davey. But are you sure that there isn't a track that Davey allowed Janick to do back-to-back solos on?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Nope, if there's a song reported as being double-Janicked, it's a sham. Davey went into the studio after hours and rerecorded over his parts.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I knew that friendly smiling face was hiding something ...

 

[Ariana]