Forostar
Ancient Mariner
(in Perun style):
The Loneliness of Two Distance Runners
Dramatis Personae
F: Me
Z: Zare
Act 1, Scene 1
In agony F gazes at the development in the Iron Maiden survivor topic. In an attempt to relieve his pain, he decides to turn to Zare.
F: Zare. We are soulmates.
Z: Eh? Foro, are you nuts? We’ve had some very hotheaded discussions in the past. About Russia, Kosovo, and -speaking of soulmates- also about homosexuality, remember?! Tsshhh, soulmates. Yuck, sod off!
*long silence*
F: That’s true. But there’s something else. And that’s why we are still soulmates.
Z: Yes?
F: Yes. It’s more important than those issues.
Z: Speak up, what is it?
F: From all members of this Maidenfans forum, we like “Somewhere in Time” the most.
Z: Ahh yes! That’s indeed more important.
F: Yes.
Act 1, Scene 2
Z plays Sea of Madness
Z: I am playing Sea of Madness now.
F: You are? Cool. Me too.
F plays Sea of Madness. He hums in a rather depressive tone: “..my heart is heavy as I turn my back and leave ..“
Later again: “..The sun don't shine on the sea of madness”...
Act 1, Scene 3
Z: Let’s hope they eliminate it soon in that Survivor topic.
F: Indeed. We have to get on with our lives. Somehow.
Z: Sure thing.
F: Well, it was nice talking to you.
Z: Yep. Same here. Bye bye!
F: Thanks, Zare. It’s good to have a soulmate in these hard times.
F starts humming again –now more happily- “..Out in the dark there burns a dream…”
The Loneliness of Two Distance Runners
Dramatis Personae
F: Me
Z: Zare
Act 1, Scene 1
In agony F gazes at the development in the Iron Maiden survivor topic. In an attempt to relieve his pain, he decides to turn to Zare.
F: Zare. We are soulmates.
Z: Eh? Foro, are you nuts? We’ve had some very hotheaded discussions in the past. About Russia, Kosovo, and -speaking of soulmates- also about homosexuality, remember?! Tsshhh, soulmates. Yuck, sod off!
*long silence*
F: That’s true. But there’s something else. And that’s why we are still soulmates.
Z: Yes?
F: Yes. It’s more important than those issues.
Z: Speak up, what is it?
F: From all members of this Maidenfans forum, we like “Somewhere in Time” the most.
Z: Ahh yes! That’s indeed more important.
F: Yes.
Act 1, Scene 2
Z plays Sea of Madness
Z: I am playing Sea of Madness now.
F: You are? Cool. Me too.
F plays Sea of Madness. He hums in a rather depressive tone: “..my heart is heavy as I turn my back and leave ..“
Later again: “..The sun don't shine on the sea of madness”...
Act 1, Scene 3
Z: Let’s hope they eliminate it soon in that Survivor topic.
F: Indeed. We have to get on with our lives. Somehow.
Z: Sure thing.
F: Well, it was nice talking to you.
Z: Yep. Same here. Bye bye!
F: Thanks, Zare. It’s good to have a soulmate in these hard times.
F starts humming again –now more happily- “..Out in the dark there burns a dream…”