The Ratt song is really good, I admit. A good groove, the singer sounds better than I remember him sounding, it's catchy, the guitarwork is really nice. I don't remember them ever sounding this good, I might actually try out this whole album. The Poison track is much weaker, it sounds like an attempt at old school power pop, but infused with the more obnoxious aspects of the 80s. It's not terrible, I have heard much worse tracks in this game, but nothing to write home about.
But sorry, there is only one obvious winner here. I mean, I know they are controversial, honestly, I couldn't stand them as well for quite some time, but say what you will about Guns 'n' Roses, their sound, attitude or whatever else of their aspects, Nightrain is THE perfect Guns 'N' Roses song. The one song you need even if you don't need the band at all. I remember when I first played
Appetite - still quite sceptical towards the band - it was this track that captivated me immediately. The smoothness, the swagger, the stiletto-style production, the unabashed sensationalism, the sleaze and the sticking it up to sobriety - that's truly something. And sorry for all the sibilants, I'm just having fun.
It's also catchy as fuck. This is the epitome of "hard rock" for me. The track I was happy someone nominated, because I didn't think Guns 'N' Roses would be in the game.
Seriously, put away your prejudice - such a nasty habit, I'm being told - and embrace the dirt and also smoke your cigarette with style.
I think this is quite proper
NIGHTRAIN, FUCK YES, BABY!
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I voted for Five Finger Death Punch the last time around, in what might seem as a momentary lapse of reason and I'm not quite ready to do so again. This is just too much Pantera worship, but with sterile modernisation on top, I definitely could live without that. In fact, it sounds like this weird, boy-band version of Dimebag & Co.
I mostly like FNM from
Angel Dust onwards - the production and the 80s-isms on
The Real Thing are bringing the album down a bit and Patton often sounds unbelievably obnoxious, as if he hasn't hit puberty yet, but the title track is appropriately ambitious, switches between various moods, there are some quite memorable and cool riffs and overall it's quite obviously the pinnacle of the record. Again, I kinda wish they did this later, with Patton sounding less like he was 15 and with better sounding production, but well, you get what you get.
Faith No More, no contest.
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Life of Agony - whom I never heard of before - have some nice half-doom, half-stoner mood going on, with good crunchy riffs at first, then they switch to this style that reminds me of Soundgarden, but with more 70s production and then back again. I must say this song was quite enjoyable and I'll probably check out the whole album in the foreseeable future.
Helmet, on the other hand, are a band I definitely
have heard of, but for some inexplicable reason I have avoided them so far. I really like this. The riffs, the groove, it's all rather addictive and I can even forgive the fact the vocalist isn't really my cup of tea - it's weird, but to me they kinda sound like less stonery and more groove-based version of Conan (?), if that makes sense.
Anyway, both are a pleasant surprise for me, I'll probably go with the lesser known and more colourful
Life of Agony, but whichever song progresses further, I'm happy with that.
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Another power metal match, another opportunity do disappoint Kai and his solo project, right? Honestly, I don't know, I admit that I'm quite unfairly quite partial towards Templars of Steel, for being one of the first power metal tracks I have consciously listened to and the nostalgia alone and the insane cathiness of the chorus (as well as my inherent Italian-descended weakness for cheese AND Cheese) would make me want to vote for HammerFall. Especially since it's probably one of the more unjustly maligned power metal bands in the general metal milieu.
However, the breakneck speed and anthemic chorus of Gamma Ray is a sufficiently strong
sed contra.
Huh. I've played these songs back to back right now and I'm still not really sure. So I think I'll break the tradition here and wait until tomorrow as regarding this match, as of now I'm still more inclined to vote for
(((HammerFall))), but I'll sleep on it and we'll see.
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Talk about first songs. The Drapery Falls was the first track off
Blackwater Park that truly captivated me. In fact, to this day it is THE song I play to people to let them know what Opeth are about. I could write a lot about this song alone, but let's just say that it's the combination - the wall of sound melody in the intro, the jazzy acoustic guitars with the siren-like guitars wailing in the background, the obvious Wilsonisms in the clean vocal chorus (I'd say that pre- and post-Wilson Opeth might be a bigger change than Old- and New-peth, but that's a hot take so controversial I'm not prepared to argue about it here), the melodic solo, the switch into the darkness and decay in the heavy section... and then back again and some beautiful Mikael cleans and again going to the hauntingly poignant passage repeated from the intro... it is
the epitome of Autumn (or Fall), Romanticism, fallen leaves, old buildings, pendulum clock, attics, dust, moors, fogs, grey sky, soft drizzle, smell of burn in the air. Everything all at once. I am very glad that in my Ultimate Tolkien Reading List I have come across
The Hobbit and
Lord of the Rings right now, because those works also feel inherently autumnal to me, always have (and the films capture it too - just look at all the golden leaves at Parth Galen) and I am very glad that we finally have some Opeth in the game now, on the first of October. And that it is this song, which still hasn't lost the potency of the spell it holds me under.
Oh, and also
*inhales*
!!!DEADLY BADGERS MADE MY WREATH!!!
Next to that, Evergrey really can't compete. I mean, the song isn't really bad, especially if I try to overlook the nu-metal stylisations, there are some nice ideas here and the guitars are probably going to appeal to most Maiden fans. It was also surprisingly catchy. But you mustn't really blame me if I'll go with my nomination here.
OPETH.
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The final match is more or less "do you prefer cholera or syphilis", with two of the bands I was hoping never to hear again taking turns annoying me. That said, the Linkin Park song is at least from their first album, so I guess you could give them point for "originality", but then again, they have this weird, cultish following everywhere, including here, whereas Limp Bizkit are these ever-hated (arguably overhated, because they're really not much worse or better than the rest of their peers) punchline, the kicking bag of every "serious metal fan".
You thought you'd make me vote for Linkin Park, didn't you? Well, WRONG. I haven't forgotten Linkin Park winning in the past and voting for
Limp Bizkit is the quite appropriate act of trolling against both the "critical consensus" and all the bizarre Linkin Park apologetics I've seen around here. And the groove is probably better, I guess.