Well, one way to get me to vote for Anthrax is to give me literally no other option. "Antisocial" starts off surprisingly melodically and has pretty good riffs, but the half-sung verse vocals mostly blow and the punky chorus sucks. The solo's pretty good, though. "Armed And Dangerous" has a nice 12-string acoustic groove at the beginning, but wow, the production sucks ass. Like, they could actually take some pointers from a black metal producer, for fuck's sake. There are some good riffs squeezed in here between a lot of less interesting ones, and I'm not sure this track actually succeeds as a song -- but Belladonna sounds less bad on this one, and I think there's a little more musical meat on the bone, so I guess I'll toss it to option #2.
Winner: Anthrax - "Armed And Dangerous"
"Witching Hour" sounds like Motörhead recorded themselves in a bathroom with the worst mono tape player available, but with a somewhat better singer. Peppy but simplistic with an OK solo, not much worth remembering here. On the other hand, "No One Like You" is a stone cold classic with killer riffs and leads, great vocal melodies, lots of punch, and delicious light and shade in the songwriting. I vacillated between this track and a couple of other Scorpions songs when deciding what to nominate by them, but in the end this one was the complete package, and it takes this match
oh so easily.
Winner: Scorpions - "No One Like You"
"Engel" is whistly, riffy, assertively Teutonic industrial tunage. It doesn't really go to many different places aside from that sample solo, but its basic groove is pleasant enough. "Welcome To My Nightmare" has a surprisingly gentle opening. When the verses get peppier they don't work quite as well. There are some weird musical undercurrents here, with a little western twang and a hint of Italian street music, then the horn section...hmm. The vocal melodies aren't really working for me, though, and neither are the froggy-sounding synths. Not really a fan of either track, but I'll go with the more metallic and more MaidenFans-supported option here, DiesKidsInTheDarkel3663's nominee.
Winner: Rammstein - "Engel"
"Black Dog" is perhaps the ultimate example of the overplayed song, but it's got a great lead vocal and some truly bizarre rhythmic choices, so it still manages to be subversive even after hearing it so many times. "God Of Thunder" has an OK main riff and an OK vocal melody, but it's so repetitive and plodding. I think I actually prefer the faster Paul Stanley demo (minus the weird chorus), though this isn't actually a good song in either of its forms. A very easy call for Zeppelin here.
Winner: Led Zeppelin - "Black Dog"
"Speed King" starts with a noisy, pointless solo, then goes to church for a while before doing some very basic bluesy whatever, with another pointless guitar-and-keys jamming detour in the middle. This is barely a song in the first place, and what's here isn't very good. "Zombie Ritual" has some cool eastern guitar melodies, and the cut-time drumming actually kind of works here, surprisingly enough. The vocals are terrible, of course, but I've heard so much worse by now. And the vocal rhythm actually adds something worthwhile to the music in the pre-chorus, at least -- though the chorus kind of sucks. The overly frenetic solo feels a bit out of place, but it's not bad. Still an easy call for
@Magnus's nominee.
Winner: Death - "Zombie Ritual"
Like so much Opeth, "Heir Apparent" has superb music with absolutely horrendous extreme vocals -- the perfect crème brûlée with an unavoidable layer of fecal matter on top. It is what it is, you know? "Necropolis" has a nice driving groove, but the singer sounds like what you'd get if you kept all of the least appealing aspects of Bruce's voice and dropped the rest. The chorus is repetitive and never really takes off, but the bridge is pretty good and the solo is great. Good song overall, but sorry
@Perun, it's still completely outclassed by SKiDDar's nominee here, even with the Muppet tax in effect.
Winner: Opeth - "Heir Apparent"