The cover that should not be

Onhell said:
I HATE... absolutely HATE Hasselhoff's cover of Hooked on a Feeling... it's so horrible and what's sad is people actually like it enough for the original to have faded into oblivion. Hasselhoff should be shot just for that.
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I am NOT putting the musical abortion that is hasslehoff's version. It is SO bad that it took some digging to find the original. Almost every single version has his fucking "uga chacas" Why? WHY?! What fucking idiot told him it was a good idea? Good god now I'm pissed.

Onhell is right -- this wins.  Yet, I nevertheless think the music video of Hasselhoff's cover of Hooked on a Feeling is one of my favorite videos ever.  It is like an Ed Wood movie -- it's so unspeakably incompetent and awful that it crosses the line from merely bad to legendary.  I laughed until tears streamed down my face and I almost hyperventilated the first time I saw it.  With apologies to Onhell (don't look!!)  I'm posting the video, because it really has to be seen to be believed.  Just know this is NOT simply a doctored version by a YouTube user -- it's the official video.  Seriously.  Enjoy:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ.  Thank you Onhell for reminding me.  Good god now I'm smiling. 
While we're on the subject of covers, "Sweet Jane" by The Cowboy Junkies and "Boyz N The Hood" by Dynamite Hack are a couple of my favorite covers -- the former is even better than Lou Reed's original, and the latter is brilliantly incongruous.  
 
Guys, show some respect. That man single-handedly brought the Berlin Wall down.
 
The rumor that the Hof is wildly popular in Germany explains why Americans will neeeevvvvveerrr fully trust or relate to Europeans.  
;)
 
Perun said:
Guys, show some respect. That man single-handedly brought the Berlin Wall down.

The music was so bad the Wall couldn't take it anymore and decided to crumble... East and West Germans proceeded to huddle in an attempt to comfort each other...
 
cornfedhick said:
The rumor that the Hof is wildly popular in Germany explains why Americans will neeeevvvvveerrr fully trust or relate to Europeans.  
;)

That cliché is actually quite easy to reason. Back in the eighties and early nineties, the Hoff was wildly popular all around the world. Remember he starred in Knight Rider and Baywatch, and I don't think those shows were any less popular in the US or elsewhere than they were in Germany.
It turned out, however, that the Hoff was very lucky, and happened to be the right man at the right time at the right place. His single, Looking for Freedom was storming the charts just when the Berlin Wall fell, and since it dealt with the right subject matter as well, it became something of an anthem for the German reunification. What immortalised him, however, was New Year's Eve 1989/90. Most pictures you associate with the fall of the Wall, i.e. those of people dancing on the Wall in front of the Brandenburg Gate, were in fact taken on that day. And the Hoff was there too, performing his song on the Wall, to a mixed crowd of West and East Berliners who went wild. Nowadays, outside of Germany, people more remember how later, in 1990, Roger Waters performed The Wall on the border of East and West Berlin (which was, at that time, not yet reunified), but within the country, the memory of the Hoff is actually more prevalent, because it was much more symbolic.
Fast forward, fifteen years later, in 2004, the Hoff's nimbus had already way declined everywhere, including Germany. He visited the town and the Wall museum, and remarked how there was no mention of his performance anywhere, and how he actually deserved it. This somehow got hyped by the media, and now a popular myth is in existence which credits him with German reunification. It's more of a joke really, but you will occasionally hear someone uttering it the way I did earlier in this thread.

Hasselhoff is actually more a piece of campy nostalgia in Germany, and brought forward when people reminisce either about the eighties as a phenomenon, or the early nineties, when everything looked bright and people were taken in by reunification-era euphoria. Nobody actually takes him seriously here anymore. ;)
 
Good to know, Per.  Too bad you couldn't have had a REAL recording artist in the right place at the right time.  The Germans' supposed obsession with the Hof is now a part of American comedy culture -- for example, his amusing cameo in Dodgeball (underrated, heroically stupid movie).  Sort of like the myth(?) that the French were obsessed with Jerry Lewis. 

BTW, the Hof was a legit TV star in America during his "Knight Rider" days, but had already become a self-parody by the "Baywatch" years -- and let's not pretend that HE was the reason for the success of that show! 

Stream of consciousness segue...  Hypothesis: the young (pre-Baywatch, pre-Hepatitis-C) Pam Anderson was the perfect physical human female specimen.  Discuss.

Back on topic:  the Shatner links were fabulous.  But you missed the greatest Shatner cover of them all:  Rocket Man!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE&feature=list_related&a=GxdCwVVULXdtru4FrTs7pTwrFlfjE5qh&list=ML&playnext=1
 
Yes she does, and I have NEVER considered her the model of female perfection, regardless of age, pre or post-op, etc. She's blonde... so what?
 
cornfedhick said:
Too bad you couldn't have had a REAL recording artist in the right place at the right time.

Yeah. As I said, Roger Waters was there, but he was just a tad too late.

  The Germans' supposed obsession with the Hof is now a part of American comedy culture -- for example, his amusing cameo in Dodgeball (underrated, heroically stupid movie).  Sort of like the myth(?) that the French were obsessed with Jerry Lewis.

Not just American. Lots of people from abroad point it out to Germans... leaving us either amused or bewildered.  I just thought I could point out the factual basis while we're on the topic. ;)

Stream of consciousness segue...  Hypothesis: the young (pre-Baywatch, pre-Hepatitis-C) Pam Anderson was the perfect physical human female specimen.  Discuss.

Disagree. Sure, she had big boobs, but that was about it. I've always been way more into brunettes.

Back on topic:  the Shatner links were fabulous.  But you missed the greatest Shatner cover of them all:  Rocket Man!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE&feature=list_related&a=GxdCwVVULXdtru4FrTs7pTwrFlfjE5qh&list=ML&playnext=1

Oh dear. I prefer Zapp Brannigan's take on that one.
 
Ok, well if we are into Futurama, the cover Shatner did on that epi in season 4, where he was 'the real slim shady'....epic.
 
Disagree. Sure, she had big boobs, but that was about it. I've always been way more into brunettes.

What size are her boobs now a days anyway? Who would have thought YOU would actually be more into brunettes Per?  ;)

I am currently as well, although in my teenage years it was blondes or nothing. Ahhh those 80's, got to love 'em!
 
Perun said:
Disagree. Sure, she had big boobs, but that was about it. I've always been way more into brunettes.
Onhell said:
Yes she does, and I have NEVER considered her the model of female perfection, regardless of age, pre or post-op, etc. She's blonde... so what?

To each his own, I guess.  Though it's possible you gents may not remember just how CUTE she was in her younger days -- not porn star hot, but girl-next-door hot.  A refresher course: http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2010/06/young-pamela-anderson.html.   
 
I had a subscription to playboy.com back in college so I more than remember, she's somewhere in my hard drive lol. But even then... meh. I like her more on Home Improvement, her playboy pictures are actually not that great. As for my "she's blonde" comment, I meant it more that in the U.S a woman being blonde makes her automatically hot and that's BS. I used to have tastes, then i realized they get in the way LOL
 
Deano said:
Who would have thought YOU would actually be more into brunettes Per?  ;)

Capt. Obvious may have had a clue. ;)
Although I admit, some of those early Pam Anderson pics are great.
 
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