Rant Thread

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I actually thought you genuinely meant that's what he said.

 

[Black Wizard]

Sore ears and throat, shivers, fatigue, the common cold I guess.

Sounds like a classic case of Freshers Flu.

 

[Saapanael]

Sounds like a classic case of Freshers Flu.

Now I really DO feel sorry for myself because the temperature's risen to infernal levels.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Is it burny when you peepee?

 

[Wogmidget]

Now I really DO feel sorry for myself because the temperature's risen to infernal levels.

You did say you wanted to be warm

 

[Collin]

Someone threatened to call the NAACP on me at work because they thought I was making fun of a handicapped person (I wasn't) while the person in question was clearly white. I had never even talked to any of these people before, so I'm not sure why they chose to fuck with me.

What a day...

 

[LooseCannon]

The NAACP wouldn't help that person. That's the DPA, if I recall correctly.

 

[Collin]

That's why that situation was ridiculous.

 

[Saapanael]

Is it burny when you peepee?

No, but I'd take burny pee-pee over needles in my throat.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Indeed, but that would be a different type of Freshers illness.

 

[Saapanael]

Oh, I see. I'd like to try that one.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You do that. Report back here.

 

[Magnus]

Never knew fruit flies could be such a nuisance. Courtesy of Mrs. M and her fruits forgotten outside the fridge, the buggers are all over the place now. Just fished one out of my beer. Wasn't even drowned, little fucker.

 

[Magnus]

Got rid of two more from my beer, six on the fridge door handle and one on the drying dishes.
Meet your doom, Banaanikärpänen, you miserable melanogasters!

 

[Magnus]

Your eyes are red already mate and I think you're too young anyway, fuck off.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Drunk the six in the fridge & now talking to yourself?

 

[Magnus]

Drunk the six in the fridge & now talking to yourself?

No, another winged guy swimming in my beer.

 

[Magnus]

OK buddies so now first I'll play you Annihilator's Human Insecticide, and if you still don't get it I'll fetch some more beer and tell you funny stories from my youth over it. You've been warned.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Swum, Magnus, swum.

 

[Perun]

Fruit flies are one of the species that exist to make sure that single students living on their own will never be alone.

Take a bowl, put in vinegar and water and just a drop or two of detergent and watch the suckers die.