Oh, if you can find in the original go for it, but be warned that it will be reading the equivalent of Shakespearean English...
Speaking of astrology fiction I'm reminded of one of my favorite Canterbury Tales. I forget who tells it, but it is one of the "low" tales where this old carpenter has a hot young 18-year-old wife who EVERYONE has the hots for. This astrologer from out of town stays with them and he immediately wants to jump her bones, but she's all like, "I totally want to, but my hubby might see us." "I'll take care of it," he says and tells the carpenter this elaborate tale of how he saw it in the stars that a second flood was coming and they needed to hoist tubs up high to merely float on the waters that will come and everybody needed to be in individual tubs. The old fool believes him and while he is sleeping in his tub the astrologer is banging his wife lol.
The church clerk comes to serenade her and asks her for a kiss, she says, "alright" and sticks her ass out the window. The clerk kisses her ass and complains about how hairy her "face" is and later realizes it was her hair ASS, he leaves to get a hot poker and says, "oh could I have another kiss?" and she's like 'ok' but the astrologer sticks his ass out this time and the clerk asks where she is, because it is too dark to see. At that point the astrologer farts and the clerk sticks the hot poker in his ass. HAHAHAHAHA, hilarious story