Angels Fall First (1997)
I usually do not recall when or where have I heard any given album for the very first time, and
Angels Fall First is not an exception. What I do remember is that it must have been quite late, actually, because influenced by its reputation of a „glorified demo“ of sorts, I remember avoiding it like a plague. It must have been with my reassessment as a Tarja-era Magic/
Faerie-junkie nostalgia whore, which fully happened, I guess, some 5-6 years ago (there were flashes of that beforehand, too) when I was actually intrigued enough to go and listen to it properly. By then I think I already had some basic comprehension of at least some of the songs, so I guess I’ll never have the proper, „whole“ album experience of this release. I guess it’s just as well, for the weirdest outing in Nightwish‘s career (honestly, not many metal bands have such an Early Installment Weirdness in their discography. Well, now that I think about it, there's plenty of those, but okay, whatever, let's not digress).
What surprised me then and what surprised me even now was how genuinely solid at least parts of the album are… and how obviously bad certain elements seem to be, so you’d kinda wonder what were they thinking.
But let’s not prolong the prologue, at least here, with the album that I don’t have any particular personal memories for, let’s go to the songs themselves:
Elvenpath
Let us not dwell on how short and forgettable the intro is, but right after we start with a bang, with an absolutely stellar main riff which almost reminds you of 80’s arena rock and honestly belongs among the better „electric guitar-driven ostinatos“ Nightwish ever made. In fact the whole song is written very well, from the riff-based verse, to the prancing pre-chorus and resulting in the „standard power-metal-era Nigthwish gallop“ in the chorus. Even among their other work, which I found out I value rather highly, this song stands out.
Tarja sounds quite a bit different from how we know her, she is immediately recognisable, but her voice has a different, more civil and almost somewhat darker quality, especially in the verses.
And what is it she’s singing? Oh, yes, the lyrics are teeming with naïveté, almost silliness, even, and yet, give me band singing completely deadpan serious a bunch of fantasy clichés, I find that endearing, brave and laudable. Like I said before, as of yet still a band that actually believed that dragons exist.
Also, every time I start listening to AFF, I’m somewhat taken aback by how good it actually sounds – Tuomas has been always making a great deal out of the fact the album was supposed to be a demo and that it was accepted by the company mostly as-is, but I have a hard time believing that – I have never yet heard a demo that sounded this well, from the sound of the guitars, to the quasi-symphonic elements, to the dynamics, especially the transitions from the quiet to the louder. There must have been some tweaks and additions by a professional in a full-grown studio, sorry, I don’t believe any other narrative.
The middle eight is probably the weakest part, not offensive in the slightest, but probably the least memorable. Try as it may, it won’t bring the song down and I’ll give Elvenpath a rather strong
8/10 and insist that it should make its way into the playlist of any serious Nightwish afficionado.
Beauty and the Beast
Unfortunately, a terrible keyboard sound opens this one, metrically nice, but in general I find the intro underwhelming – unlike in the opener, Emppu is mostly just plodding along, bashing out some power chords, as a whole it probably tries to set a particular atmosphere, but to me at least, it fails. The first minute or so is therefore skippable, especially when the fast part starting at 1:14 – and significantly better – sounds rather detached, not really resulting from it; the intro feels just tacked on and kind of useless (aah, The Apostle in Triumph flashbacks!)
The following part has much more energy and drive, in fact it has a rather subtly enticing verse melody, of course you also get Tuomas‘ vocals here and … well, let’s put it this way, it’s still not good, but at least it’s noticeably better than in other places on the album – I found out I’m not offended nor taken out of the song by those and although I can’t gather enough good will within myself to heap praise on it, it’s tolerable. It would get much better once they’ll give these vocals to Tony Kakko on From Wishes to Eternity, however.
It all gets better with Tarja’s chorus, which isn’t particularly melodically complex, yet immediately memorable … and I also like how they switch the sound of the keyboards to the pseudo-harpsichord, it’s definitely much more palatable than the … whatever was it in the beginning.
The spoken vocals (well, let’s be honest, grunts) are not good however, and overall another bad idea burdening this song.
Some nice multi-tracked melodic guitar soloing (man, I really miss Emppu in general nowadays – he is often simplistic and the things he does are often almost shallow in their likability, and yet, I could overlook that – after all, among my top, top, top guitarists is Mike Oldfield, sitting comfortably right next to Luca Turilli, indeed – at least if he was still present and not replaced by the orchestra). Again, an okay Tarja part and terrible spoken vocals. Urgh.
The final two minutes are once again giving the impression of not really belonging, the song as a whole feels terribly stitched-together, IMHO, which is a pity, they go for a rather cool, marching groove, with Emppu embellishments, Tomas‘ minimalistic playing along and ethereal, wordless Tarja wails, whih I admit I absolutely love – she almost reminds me here of Simons, in her greatest moments (like her utterly haunting performance in the Poetry for the Poisoned’s title track).
The lyrics are okay, I guess, although here begins Tuomas‘ obsession with sounding like a bigger creep than he probably (probably!) is, with lines like
„Forever shall the wolf in me desire the sheep in you“ sounding okay on their own, but combined with Tuomas‘ general kinda-incel vibe (sorry, you know it’s true), it definitely feels a tad too subconsciously predatory, at least in my book. Maybe I’m reading too much into it, but you’ll see that although this is mostly just cute, there are going to be decidedly „un-cute“ things in the foreseeable future.
Also, mate, stop it with the scenting. Oh, gee, I just recalled Nymphomaniac Fantasia is on this album, too…
Anyway, I’m really torn here, if I’m going to be really honest, I should give this
6/10 at best, with way too much bullshit dragging this song down, despite the beautiful aspects it has. And yet, I’m almost tempted to elevate that to
7, since there is hardly anything truly offensive (apart from the spoken word parts). Let’s rate this one retrospectively, in the context of the whole album, once I’ll be doing the final assessment.
The Carpenter
Oh, dear. Talk about failed experiments.
Now, I’ll probably refrain from looking at the lyrics too closely, it’s probably supposed to be somehow Jesus-related, but despite me actually having a degree in theology and having done actual theological and anthropological interpretations of several works in the past (including in my thesis, where I picked apart the theological and anthropological implications of the film
Once Upon a Time in the West, of all things), at first glance I have absolutely no idea what Tuomas is trying to say or imply here and I won’t look closer – rather. This song has enough stacked against itself as is, I don’t need to dissect it to find out whether to be flattered of offended by its lyrics.
So, remember what I said about Tuomas‘ vocals in the previous song? How they are weak, yet fine and acceptable, not really offensive in the least? Well, no such luck here. Already in the verses the delivery is absolutely terrible, weak, almost unlistenable. It gets worse in the chorus, which is actually really, REALLY nice, melodic-wise, or at least it would be, if Tuomas didn’t sound like a dying hound convulsing in his suffering and if he didn’t clash with Tarja in such a terrible way it makes you think about every drunken party you ever realised you shouldn’t be at. And mind you, I have a high tolerance for „unprofessional“ singing and I even accept it when combined with the professional one, if the result is fine or at least endearing. In fact, I absolutely love the 1964 live rendition of
Mama, You’ve Been on My Mind by Dylan and Baez, the way his wheeze clashes and fights against her crystal clear, folkish, standard delivery. But not in The Carpenter.
It frustrates me, because the song has a potential of real beauty, in fact was it at least slightly more competently done, it just might jump up to be my favourite song on the album (my uneasiness with Tuomas touching anything religious with a ten-foot pole notwithstanding).
The Middle-eastern interlude is fine (I actually really like it when any band does it, including Tuomas & Co.), although it sounds a bit demo-ish, to be honest. Also, there’s some riffage at about 4:15 that always reminded me of Fade to Black, maybe it’s just me hearing that, if it’s an intentional homage, well, cool.
What can I say? This is a thing that might have been really beautiful and had potential, but the execution is just terrible and I don’t get how they didn’t hear it – Tuomas CAN sing better (he did so on the very previous song!) or they could have told the other blokes in the band.
I have gotten used to the song quite a lot, ever since I first heard the album, and I guess I’m more used to it than some and definitely more used to it than I should be, but I still can’t give this anything higher than a
4/10. Maybe with time I’ll soften up even more and raise the rating, but I can’t do so with clear conscience now.
Also, I am well aware they unearthed it for the Decades world tour, but I’ll go through that when we get to the respective live album… also, with switching both of the vocalists it sounds like a completely different song, for better or worse.
Astral Romance
The first 40 seconds have a certain
je ne sais quoi … well, I know, it sounds kinda Pink Floydish? maybe, with those abrupt descends sounding like… Is There Anybody Out There? (I don’t know, I’m going by memory, maybe I’m completely off). Anyway, after three quarters of a minute, the song gets heavier, it’s really nice, with the (pinch harmonic? Not a guitarist, correct me please if I’m wrong) and Tarja going through this urgent, staccato-ish vocal part (I also love her multi-tracked wails from the second minute onwards – if only they weren’t the background for more Tuomas singing).
As a whole, it doesn’t really go anywhere, at least much, but the repetition of the intro gives the song a certain gravitas, there’s more Tarja than Tuomas and Emppu with his soloing (and yes, honestly, Tuomas with his keyboards) make the outro rather exciting; the first part of the solo feels positively weird to me, with that hiccup in the middle.
Oh, lyrics. Right, I always forget Astral Romance has lyrics. I certainly could live without
„Send me your saliva to heal my scars // And let this nakedness be my birth“, but overall Tuomas is rather poetic and… well, romantic, writing probably his best lyrics on the album so far.
Nice atmosphere, nice groove, the parts with Tuomas singing and with the spoken word are mercifully short, so I don’t feel the song is really marred by any serious mistakes, but overall it’s really not memorable enough, not outstanding enough. I can’t with clear conscience give it anything more than a
6/10.
Angels Fall First
Nice acoustic intro (well, the main part of the song, to be precise), feels like something between The Unforgiven and Keeper of the Seven Keys. I don’t like Tarja’s entrance here, for once, it feels abrupt and at least in my ear it clashes a bit with the instrumental background … however after the (would-be) flute interlude, it returns with a melodical beauty and a certain amount of drama that hasn’t been truly seen so far on the album, at least IMHO.
I like the first 75% of the track more than the final part, I admit, I
don’t mind that the song seems to end with feeling of things unsaid, with a certain openness, lacking closure... and yet I still definitely enjoy the main sequence much more (especially the vocals/vocal melodies). Also, I guess you could complain about a certain monotonousness, with the whole song being just a ballad which never really gains momentum, I understand if it makes it skippable for some.
As for the lyrics, those are definitely competent, it’s just… a certain personal dislike, a pet peeve of sorts, rooted in my hopeless ageism – I can’t help but feel, when Tuomas writes about loss and sorrow, that it feels… forced, artificial. That the imagination often isn’t a good enough substitution for experience in such matters. In those other „naive“ bands, I usually don’t mind, because it is often almost grotesque in scope and with its seriousness in borders on self-parody (e. g. Rhapsody), but Tuomas really counts on you empathising. Well, I have a hard time doing that.
Still, that’s hardly a complaint capable of subtracting from the song as a whole, so with a certain caveat regarding the aforementioned monotonousness, I shall give this one
7/10, mainly for the chorus. A weak 7, however. This is a type of song I actually prefer hearing from the likes of Tobias Sammet -
– because there it’s more full-on, no brakes attached, tongue-in-cheek (because it’s so serious and full of pathos you can’t take it truly seriously). And yet, this title track suits its album and I can’t help but to genuinely enjoy it.
Tutankhamen
Some more Middle-Eastern influences here, resulting in a really killer riff which has almost a certain Celtic influence as well – in fact, it reminds me of Maiden; go listen to Writing on the Wall,
the part from 4:04, you’ll see there’s much more common ground covered than one might think.
To top it off, we get possibly the weirdest and most original Tarja vocal lines on the album so far, in the verses at least (the „Treasure…“ chorus is your typical Tarwish sweetness). However, the jumps between the atypical verse and the „usual“ chorus feel really natural and tend to hold my attention during each and every listen. This goes for the lyrics, too – these contain powerful parts and silly ones („
Hear the cats meowing in the temple // They yearn the milk you cascaded“) and yet it kinda works somehow.
The instrumental part is weird, though, it was almost off-putting at first, I got used to it, but I still don’t see the benefit thereof – and it doesn’t even fit the theme, sounding electronic as all fuck. I certainly count it among the ideas that should have been rethought. The ending as well, a tad too abrupt switch into the outro, which sounds feeble, jarring, unfinished, almost.
In general, I admit the strong parts outweigh the weaker ones, the opening riff is amazing and I appreciate the coherence, so a slightly weaker
7/10 it is.
Nymphomaniac Fantasia
The less is said about this song, the better.
Okay, this probably will not do, so let’s elucidate.
You have heard the lyrics, right?
Now, I want to demonstrate my point, so allow me a wee digression: let’s imagine you want to get angry at a cheating girlfriend and you want to f-bomb her, okay?
So, let’s imagine this set of lyrics:
„Fuck what I said, it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents, might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack
Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back“
Maybe it’s a bit too on the nose, fine, but in general, the lyrics are okay, angry, getting the point across, at least theoretically. Right? Right??
Well, I don’t know if you remember it now, 19 years later, but this was actually a hit song
and… everything about the delivery, the framing, the bloke himself is just
wrong.
Instead of sounding like he’s breaking up with his girlfriend because she cheated on him, it sounds more like she was cheating on him openly, then dumped him and now he’s writing an angry retort in his room, trying to picture how it should have happened.
You get my point?
Sometimes
quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi. And if that sounds like a double standard… it’s because it is.
Which brings me to Nymphomaniac Fantasia (I swear this is the last fucking time I even write the title) and its lyrics.
Point is, although you might say I have this tendency to be prudish, because of my beliefs (not just religious ones), it’s not completely true, I think there are varieties and levels and good usage… in short I am not against explicit lyrics per se.
But there is no friggin way in this universe of ours where the shy intellectual Tuomas releases publicly lines like „
Lick my deepest“ and „
Deeper shall bet he wound between your legs“ (and it doesn’t help
Tarja is the one to sing it, in fact, it’s probably making it worse) and comes out fine, not sounding like a dirty creep or a frustrated incel.
And beside Tuomas, who is for me the worst person imaginable to be writing this, well, even on its own, if we pictured it written by… don’t know, Nick Cave, it’s still just WRONG.
There is a difference between what you can write and what you can say, but even written I find this to be absolutely terrible. I have read a lot of intimate scenes and sex details in various books, both good and bad, tame and explicit, but this makes me cringe.
Musically, the intro is way too close to the title track on the album to not notice the similar vibe it gives off.
The main part is very run-of-the-mill for them, I don’t hear much musical ideas, no real memorability, it feels like it’s going nowhere. After the intro you get what turns out to be the verse, as the only main part of the song (if there is a chorus, I have yet to find it) and the „Tarja duet“ is a cool idea in its conception, but not in its execution – it’s clunky, under-rehearsed and at times almost sounds off-key. Then we get what I thought was the keyboard interlude, but it’s not, there is no other „lude“ (I know, I know, it’s supposed to be „
ludo“) and it just ruins the momentum, including Tarja declaiming the aforementioned cringeworthy lyrics. Ooof.
The outro is much better, with quite nice flute embellishments (is it an actual flute? Sounds somewhat weird to me in my speakers), but it can’t really redeem the song.
Worse than the Carpenter (which I could at least imagine working under different circumstances), I’m giving this abomination of a track
3/10 and I’m being rather generous at that. Sorry.
Know Why the Nightingale Sings
The opening to this track sounds a tad like a prototype for Bare Grace Misery (which is a good thing), with Emppu being nicely prominent in the sound, giving it a good drive. The verse is mixed weird, there is some iffy spacing of the various tracks, the vocals, the guitar, the atmospherics in the background. Talking about atmospheric, somewhere around 1:20 you get weird noises in the background, I guess that’s supposed to be the „nightingale“, okay, but was it really necessary?
The verse itself is musically okay, if not really memorable. The next vocal part after the second minute is actually great, but the mixing again drowns Tarja’s voice and it also gives off this feeling that as the most significant vocal part of the song, it is a little bit underwhelming. A good solo and some nice guitar harmonies before the third minute. In fact, the last third is as a whole Emppu's showcase.
However, although I find a lot of potential in this track, it feels a bit unfinished, especially the vocal parts – not just in the way of production and mixing, but even the vocal lines would need some rewrites, to bring out in the open the beauty of the melodies that is now mostly just inherently felt. Pity, because if this spent „in the oven“ a bit longer, it would be among my favourites on this album. I’ll still give it recognition and award it
7/10, though a weak one.
Lappi
I have been listening to a lot of Medieval and Renaissance music lately, so the opening part felt somewhat familiar, at least atmosphere-wise. In fact, Erämaajärvi is really beautiful, insubstantial, but beautiful, somewhat along the lines of Opeth’s Persephone; not only do they share a similar feel, but also a similar „throwaway“ nature, and yet I tend to remember it and hum it to myself later on. I’m probably alone in that regard, but the emotional response this insignificant intro gets out of me surprised me as well.
Witchdrums, on the other hand, is mostly useless, I appreciate the synths/keyboards in the middle giving it a tad Oldfield-ish sound, but taken as a part of the whole, it is a momentum killer; I feel the first part should have resulted in something more lively.
This Moment Is Eternity, the main „meat“ of the Lappi track is… fine. It is somewhat plodding, I like the majestic part beginning at about 1:50 (of the individual track), I could imagine that on an early Dark Moor record or something, but overall, it’s underwhelming, unfortunately. If we take the whole Lappi epic, I can imagine other tracks from the album being slightly rewritten and recontextualised here in this place, especially stuff like Nightingale or Astral Romance and it would be much better. I don’t dislike it or anything, it’s just not much for such a suite, both as a sum of its parts and the parts themselves.
It ends with the fourth part, which is mostly just this denouement that would – again – fit better after a stronger main part. As such, I don’t care even about the rather nice acoustic guitar flourishes there; the intro and the outro are the best parts and even those don’t stand on their own.
Like I said, I can imagine this working very easily, obviously Tuomas had enough musical ideas on the album, I don’t get why he decided that the closing epic suite doesn’t need them as much.
5/10, at best.
Before we continue, let’s look at the bonus tracks:
Return to the Sea
I lack information on where is this from, but it is absolutely inessential, if inoffensive. I can’t recall how many times have I heard this track and yet I can’t recall anything, apart from the drums sounding a bit weird and that the production is somewhat airy, with possibly more prominent atmospheric keyboards than on the rest of the album (?) A B-side to end all B-sides. Honestly, I somewhat enjoy some of Tarja’s vocal inflections here, just… not enough for nearly six minutes.
(By the way, I usually don’t rate the bonus tracks – with them being, well, bonus – unless they are substantial enough so that they feel they could be considered a part of the album OR if they are so great they deserve to bring the rating of the album up on their own. Needless to say, this is not one of those.)
Nightwish
Cheesy beginning, just like from a B horror movie (it’s the synths, probably) giving way to an absolute chaos of songwriting, with some nice strumming with Tarja, a weird truly demo-ish sounding interlude, an actual nice „chorus“ with cute vocal multitracking, again the interlude and then … does Tuomas attempt making his keyboards sound like Wurlitzer down there in the mix? I mean, I heard enough of Supertramp discography to notice. But maybe I’m wrong, honestly.
The outro is genuinely nice, but overall the song feels like a throwaway. Which it honestly is. Boo! Where’s the electric guitar? Booo!
The Forever Moments
Okay, I take it all back -
this is probably the most demo-sounding song here. I can hear a promise of an okay track somewhere down below, it just feels really underbaked and neglected. I can almost vividly imagine the tweaks and changes to make it more interesting, more memorable, more like an actual song. And yett..
Oh, those "bluesy" inflections Tarja attempts at about 3:00 are horrid, I absolutely hate it.
There's also something wrong with the lyrics, I mean
The ticktock of time allows me to see
An hour turned to an echo
A butterfly to a cocoon
A swan to ugly duckling, ruling to an ocean
is nice I guess, I should like this and yet... I don't. Completely passes me by.
Thank u, next.
Etiänien is just a demo version of the final part of Lappi, with some whispers in the beginning. Tarja’s vocals are more prominent here, so I guess it could be of some interest to some, but not to me and I’m a Tarja fanatic, so…
Overall: 6/10 (I decided to give the second track the higher score after all)
Now, despite the relatively lower score, I found out I actually enjoy this album quite a lot. I already wrote above that I don't buy this was a demo that was mostly left as it was, it sounds too professional for that... and yet, there are some obvious flaws that must have been apparent even at the time. I almost kinda wish they released an "updated reissue" (the idea of which I usually hate) back when they still had Tarja, with some stuff tweaked, re-recorded and so on. There wouldn't even have to be that many changes, just the most obvious missteps.
Quoting Tuomas, from a 2008 Kerrang interview (via Wikipedia):
„It came about in August 1996, around a campfire. We were at my summer cabin, a bunch of friends camping out, barbecuing, singing songs, and then it just hit me that I wanted to start a band. But we were too far ambitious at that time for it to remain simply acoustic and making music with just acoustic guitar, keyboards and female voice, was just a bit boring, and we naturally started heading in a heavier direction. The funny thing about Angels Fall First is that it was only supposed to be a demo to send out to record labels. But then Spinefarm heard it and thought it was perfect, so they put it out as it was with no remixing or anything. I used to be a bit embarrassed but now I can feel proud and nostalgic about those songs.“
And I guess this might be the most thing I can say against the current incarnation of Nightwish, Tarja be damned: this bloke, who wrote some songs while serving in the military, got together this campfire band of friends and pretty much demoed a unique, trailblazing and generally rather solid album.
Current Tuomas, although possessing a relatively limitless budget and very talented band members can’t write something like Elvenpath if his life depended on it. And he doesn’t have to. He has large arenas, he has the bombast, he has Floor showing off. He doesn't need the passion. Whoever needs something like that, right? In fact, I almost wish they even now did mistakes of the sorts as seen here - which make them seem human at worst - instead of the mistakes like All the Plants and Trees and Cliffs and Seas Which do whatever.
Sorry, I digress, just wanted to say that although I disagree with this album a lot, I actually respect it very much. It should have a better reputation than it has.
Fuck that was long.