make up a lie about the previous poster

[Suicidehummer]

The original cover for Maiden Japan had Eddie holding Prowler's severed head, but they decided it was more realistic to have Eddie kill Di'Anno.

 

[Prowler_108]

Suicide blackmailed Bruce into leaving after Fear of the Dark using photos of him losing in fencing to Kip Winger.

 

[Mosh]

prowler invented microwave pizza

 

[Black Thunder]

Mosh fired Adrian Smith.

 

[ABandOn]

Black Thunder got a promo copy of The Final Frontier.

 

[Prowler_108]

Abandon is the illegitamate child of Ozzy and Sharon, and bought the eggs that were thrown at Maiden at the Ozzfest.

 

[Black Thunder]

Prowler is Glenn Tipton's roadie.

 

[Prowler_108]

Thunder is Rob Halford's manstress

 

[Black Thunder]

Prowler is Brian Pepper's son.

 

[Prowler_108]

Thunder was the one Bruce was speaking to during the first verse of The Assassin.

 

[Black Thunder]

Prowler got kicked in the nuts 2,480 times.

 

[Prowler_108]

Thunder is Charlotte the Harlot

 

[Black Thunder]

Prowler suffered from cum overdose in 2006.

 

[Prowler_108]

Dennis Stratton is Thunders sex slave

 

[Black Thunder]

Adrian Smith once farted right onto Prowler so hard, effectively permabanning him IRL in the process.

 

[Prowler_108]

Thunder is actually the lead singer of Cinderella

 

[Mosh]

prowler got really sick one day and gave birth to TAATG

 

[Suicidehummer]

Mosh gave birth to ATG.

 

[Mosh]

suicidehummer invented Star Trek

 

[Black Thunder]

Mosh is Seventh Son's father.