Black Thunder
Ancient Mariner
national acrobat operates the web-cam.
make up a lie about the previous poster
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Black Thunder
Ancient Mariner
Abas watches TV 24/7, hoping Teletubbies will show up.
Black Thunder
Ancient Mariner
Abas was the voice actor of Teletubbies. But they fired him because he wanted Teletubbies to show up every hour on TV.
Onhell
Infinite Dreamer
It's alright, BT and I ended up being cellies and we concocted a plan to break out. One night we put our plan into motion and like Tim Robins in the Shawshank redemption, we took advantage of Cuba's poor infrastructure and escaped through their piping. Outside we were met with some dissatisfied commies that were going to raft their way to Miami. They had heard of the unjustly imprisoned 'Gringos' even though I told them I was Mexican, they said I was too white and laughed in my face.
We suffered 18 torturous hours of the Cubans singing sones and salsa to keep their spirits up when we finally reached the coast of Florida. The Coast Guard received us with open arms... well almost. They quickly took in the Cubans as political refugees, BT walked in as the U.S citizen that he is, but when they learned I was Mexican I was stripped searched, place in a holding cell for two hours for no reason and then 'deported' back to Mexico.
I met up 3 days later at the Cd Juarez-El Paso crossing with BT and finally put our plan of revenge in motion! That is when we realized we had no idea where AbaS lives so we went to get some ice cream instead.
Though later we learned that the authorities stormed into his house and shot him dead for setting up two innocent people, one of them a minority (they were covering up what they did to me) and for wanting the horror that is the Teletubies on the air that often.
We suffered 18 torturous hours of the Cubans singing sones and salsa to keep their spirits up when we finally reached the coast of Florida. The Coast Guard received us with open arms... well almost. They quickly took in the Cubans as political refugees, BT walked in as the U.S citizen that he is, but when they learned I was Mexican I was stripped searched, place in a holding cell for two hours for no reason and then 'deported' back to Mexico.
I met up 3 days later at the Cd Juarez-El Paso crossing with BT and finally put our plan of revenge in motion! That is when we realized we had no idea where AbaS lives so we went to get some ice cream instead.
Though later we learned that the authorities stormed into his house and shot him dead for setting up two innocent people, one of them a minority (they were covering up what they did to me) and for wanting the horror that is the Teletubies on the air that often.
Deano
Ancient Mariner
Freshly returned from the Beowulf convention, Onhell approaches the pond only to learn that his friend Deano has been abducted by unruly amphibians and "some potato looking thing". Determined to be a hero, he belligerently shouts to the assembled crowd, "I'm going in and I'm going in naked! The potato is peeled, so shall I be!!". Onhell rapidly sheds in lucha libre garb and stylish royal blue cape and hurls himself into the pond with determination rarely seen in this great state of Arkansas. Unbeknownst to him, this is one of them rare "salt-water ponds". With the salinity violently overwhelming Onhell's sensitive eyes, he must disgracefully exit the pond almost as quickly as he entered. We leave our hero sitting next to the old oak tree, showing a brave effort not to tear up but not being able to help rubbing his eyes none the less. Ms. Garrett from Facts of Life is seen trying to get Onhell to just "pat", not "rub" his eyes as she hands him a Choco-Taco.
