make up a lie about the previous poster

HallowedBeMyName's first name really is Hallowed.

Legend also says that he can crack open coconuts with his teeth.
 
Wasted walked into a biker bar, saw a hot woman and thought about using one of his favourite pick up lines.  He could not decide between:
1. I'll take you on a ride from here to eternity
2. I'll make you fall in love with my greasy machine
 
Mosh likes tater tots so much he hides him in his ass so he can bring them onto airplanes...
 
Onhell can say supercalifragelisticexpeledocious in nine different languages.
 
10, but who's counting?

Mosh is always the one to start moshpits in the produce aisle of his local supermarket.... and of the one two towns over.
 
onhell once ventured into the river of no return. (I thought this thread needed a Bruce referance)
 
Hallowed pissed on a bank tellers face when she refused to give him the million dollars he demanded... he was given a medal by the bank manager.
 
Hallowed is a French spy, assigned to infiltrate a heroin smuggling ring in Egypt.

(If that's not a lie, sorry for blowing your cover.)
 
infinitedreams7son was just banned by SMX.

(When SMX sees that above lie, this one may go from jest to prophecy…)
 
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