So. Saxon - Destiny. Where do I start? I'll start out by saying that it's a piece of shit that should never have been made, and I absolutely fucking hate it. It's a really, really bad album.
What was it that Saxon ever brought to the table in the first place? Three massively popular NWOBHM albums of which one (Denim and Leather) is actually quite good. I'm not terribly fond of its two predecessors, but I do appreciate the popularity, importance and historical value they have. Denim and Leather, cheesy as it is, completed Saxon's musical development. After that, they had nowhere left to go, and you can tell immediately. After 1981, their 80's discography had maybe two or three really good songs, with the likes of Crusader and The Eagle Has Landed. But two things become ever so apparent. 1) Saxon are really just not a very good band, and 2) They were willing to take the road Def Leppard, Tygers of Pan Tang and Raven took, the road that took them from working-class England to Los Angeles. They were willing to sell out.
Destiny comes at the tail end (or shall I just bluntly say it's the arse?) of a string of albums that steadily traded the heavy metal of their early days for synths and multi-layered hymnic choruses. By 1988, Saxon had no trace of denim and leather left in them, it was all spandex and hairspray. As despicable as this may have been for a trve metalhead (and I'm sure that in 1988, I would have hated on them with real passion), it's the actual musical quality that makes Destiny a failure. There is such a thing as good hair metal, played by bands who were really into the sound and knew how to write a proper song. All Saxon did was listen to Californian radio stations and play along without ever ceasing to be those conservative old British farts that they had always been. Biff Byford posing as David Lee Roth is borderline cultural appropriation, he might as well come onstage dressed in a war bonnet or with yellowface, it's not him, it's not his culture, it's just bloody fashion.
Now granted, there is some attempt at real heavy metal on the album, with songs such as Where the Lighting Strikes and For Whom the Bell Tolls, and these are actually the most tolerable ones. Boring and ancient, like "classic" Saxon, but at least not cringeworthy. What's really bad are attempts at power ballads such as I Can't Wait Anymore or Emma's Song, or an awful AOR anthem like Calm Before the Storm. The artificial attempt of adding drama in the chorus with them synth violin riffs is just ridiculous. Nothing, I repeat, nothing about Saxon will ever seem menacing or dramatic. They're just old farts who had a beer to many, always and always. When SOS came on, I half expected it to be an ABBA cover, if only because it wouldn't have altered the sound of the album significantly.
The absolute low point for me is We Are Strong. It sounds like they rummaged through Van Halen's studio one night, stole some fragments of tapes with the first takes of Jump and pieced them together. I have absolutely no idea how they managed to regain even the slightest bit of credibility as a metal band after this song. Memories are short, I guess, and Classic Rock compilations with 747 on them are abundant.
Is there any good music in this album at all? I admit that Red Alert could have been a cool song if its riff would have cut down on complexity and the synths would have been dropped. This way, it sounds like some sort a mutant version of a Saxon classic, which is ironic considering that it's about Chernobyl.
Destiny was the last nail in the coffin of Saxon's mainstream career. It's quite telling that their sales dropped parallel to their developments towards hair metal. After this album, Saxon would never hit the charts in the UK again, even though they returned to their roots and became an NWOBHM zombie that's been haunting us for the last thirty years. To sum it up, Saxon are not a good band and Destiny is a terrible album that is a testament to their lack of quality, an abomination from the eighties and a disgrace to metal.
I nominate Grave Digger - Knights of the Cross.