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I'm now on the train. There was a bloke in front of me in the station who looked like Donald Trump. He'd bought tickets online and didn't know he needed a code to collect them.
 
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

My parents provided me with a new keyboard for Christmas. I like it a lot so far, but it's slightly different than my old one, which is leading to some mild finger confusion, especially when it comes to setting my hands. So if there are more typos than usual from me, please forgive me.
 
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