Been eating Honey Nut Cheerios for the past week but I’m back to the oatmeal now.
What am I, the Soviet Union?So you upgraded then took 5 steps back?

True statement. ^It's a terrible state of affairs when others are celebrating your birthday but you're unable to do so. Particularly when you're unable to because you're dead.
 I blame Wingman.
 I blame Wingman. 
The winds are westerly, I cannot possibly have coughed and sneezed across the North Sea.I am an ill Wizard.I blame Wingman.

Who knows what you're capable of now that you're a pilot.The winds are westerly, I cannot possibly have coughed and sneezed across the North Sea.
I thought you were a ‘Wizard Doctor’.I am an ill Wizard.I blame Wingman.

It doesn't help against this shit though.I thought you were a ‘Wizard Doctor’.

At a guess, flying planes?Who knows what you're capable of now that you're a pilot.

Feel like you've said those words before...A wizard & a doctor? Can't cure a bit of illness!? Fraud!!!

A wizard & a doctor? Can't cure a bit of illness!? Fraud!!!
Yes, LegatoCried.
 Why would I remember that?
 Why would I remember that?
