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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Water.

Breathing is better today, I do not sound like an asthmatic Darth Vader anymore.

 

[Black Wizard]

It was a big day in Australia yesterday.

 

[Wogmidget]

. . . are you referring to our biggish google-able news items?

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

On an hour train journey and didn't think to bring earphones

 

[Black Wizard]

. . . are you referring to our biggish google-able news items?

I am.

 

[Magnus]

On an hour train journey and didn't think to bring earphones

So you can hear us? oh god oh fuck

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Miley Cyrus did look pretty good in an Iron Maiden t-shirt though.

You mean when she hacked off the sleeves and then forgot her underwear?

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

But are you of this world?

Petra used to be my favourite band in the '90s. Pity it all went so horribly wrong for them a few years later

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

So you can hear us? oh god oh fuck

Standard reaction. I'm now drinking

 

[Wogmidget]

I am.

Gotta be honest, I'm struggling to really care about any of them

 

[Black Wizard]

Gotta be honest, I'm struggling to really care about any of them

Steve Irwin is Australia's national icon.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I missed it, what was the Australian news?

 

[Black Wizard]

I missed it, what was the Australian news?

Steve Irwin's 57th birthday. Peace be upon him.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Is he not dead?

 

[Black Wizard]

Is he not dead?

He is dead.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

What's he celebrating then?

 

[Diesel 11]

PETA went on a rampage about Irwin in Twitter yesterday. Every Twitter users came out to steamroll them.

 

[Black Wizard]

What's he celebrating then?

His country was celebrating him.

 

[Edington]

I liked the Google Doodle.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It's a terrible state of affairs when others are celebrating your birthday but you're unable to do so. Particularly when you're unable to because you're dead.