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[Albie]

You have no idea how close to the truth that is.

A classic:

Caller: "OK, I need to find the A key.....ah got it"
Tech: "Why do you need the A key?"
Caller: "It says press a key to continue."

 

[Prisoner Of Maiden]

any suggestions for a good horror/suspense or war book?

 

[Wästed The Great]

Have you read 'sphere' by Michael Crighton?  The movie was so-so, but the book held lots of suspense-- granted, if you saw the movie, the book won't hold so much suspense.

 

[Prisoner Of Maiden]

I've never herd of the book or movie I'm looking threw the now reading thread to see if something catches my eye if not I'll give it a shot

 

[Wästed The Great]

Ok, cool.  I liked it...

If I think of something else, I'll let you know.

For a book that requires your nightstand thesauraus, try Michael Chabon's 'The Adventures of Cavilier and Clay'... its about two boys (almost men), that are Jewish cousins, one from NYC, the other escaping from Europe, just before the start of WWII.  It documents how they lived in that era, trying to make a living as comic book writers. A great story, really.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I jumped off the album elimination insanity to clean the water trap under my bathroom sink. What a nasty job. What I found in those small parts of plastic snd steel seemed to be very much alive, I swear I could even hear distant humming. But now the water is running out in 1/10 of the time it used yesterday, and I will sit down and enjoy a very much deserved beer.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hey, wanna come and do mine?  I have a sink that needs that done badly!

 

[Perun]

Mine too.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Neither of you have got enough beer to convince me to do that again for quite some time ... 

 

[Wästed The Great]

I hear that!  I had to replace all the hardware in my toilet this past fall... that was disgusting. 

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Oh, crap. Not the nicest job. Maybe you could've called this guy ?

 

[____no5]

 

[Albie]

Come chaps, cleaning out the sink trap is not that difficult. Do it yourself - and then get yourself a well deserved beer.


And why did I say "chaps"? It sounds so awfully middle class.

 

[____no5]

Hey John 

 

[Albie]

John? Who's John?

 

[____no5]

I thought it was your Engish-ed name 

 

[Perun]

HEAVEN AND HELL AT WACKEN!!!!!! 

 

[Prisoner Of Maiden]

Lucky you

I found this kool picture of Heavy MTL from last summer it was taken during run to the hills I remember the band being just as surprised as I was when the fire works went off......gata love being a couple feet from the stage!!

 

[Wästed The Great]

HEAVEN AND HELL AT WACKEN!!!!!! 

That is sweet!  Don't they have a new album coming out soon?

In other news, looks like Lemmy joined Metallica's Guitar Hero. ...and, yahoo said that Spinal Tap is releasing an album-- weird, huh?

 

[Albie]

I thought it was your Engish-ed name 

It is, but I aint John any more.