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American women... what can one say?  They are needy, somewhat lazy, but can be trashy in a good 'beer drunk, get laid' kinda way.
 
Well, from what I understand, they know how to treat a man.

I hope I'll be able to confirm that soon... *sigh*

Though they're the stuff dreams are made of, I tell you.

If they let you sleep. ;)
 
Along this line I must say that some of the most beautiful, exotic women I have ever met are from Uzbekistan. They are an interesting mix between Aryan-like Russian, Oriental and Persian/Afghan. This makes for women not quite like anything you have ever seen before. The problem, at least in Tashkent, is that none of them are actual hookers but they become hookers once you start talking to them.... and they're spies.
 
One more reason for me to get to Uzbekistan. One thing I want to put into my autobiography is "and that night, I shagged a spy."

By the way...

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Perun said:
Certainly not. But I tell you, I'm really turned off by Asians now...

I can understand that-- I saw the same thing in Chicago, a hot looking asian chick that had a voice that was way too deep...

Perun said:
One more reason for me to get to Uzbekistan. One thing I want to put into my autobiography is "and that night, I shagged a spy."


Meaning 'the place' of Uzbek?  (see, I do pay attention)
 
My list of New Year's Resolutions is growing at an alarming rate  :blink:

I can understand that-- I saw the same thing in Chicago, a hot looking asian chick that had a voice that was way too deep...

It's awful. I used to dig Asians big time.

Meaning 'the place' of Uzbek?  (see, I do pay attention)

Excellent. I see you are well-prepared for the test on Monday.

You are, aren't you? :D
 
I used to love Asians as well... I lived in Japan for one (glorious) year. Unfortunately, I haven't had another Asian since (almost 12 years now).
 
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