Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

Lads, if we proceed with this tempo, we'll hit 100k posts sometime in February 2041.

I'm going to be in pension then. I'd love my pension. I am going to spend all my pension on drugs.
 
Zare said:
Lads, if we proceed with this tempo, we'll hit 100k posts sometime in February 2041.

I'm going to be in pension then. I'd love my pension. I am going to spend all my pension on drugs.
And I will still be working because a load of old wbankers have been tinkering with my pension of late. :D
 
Good afternoon people. It's raining, i have a cold and i want to be somewhere else (rather than job).
 
You don't want to be here, every condition that you just described applies here as well.....  Except it's 7:57 in the morning so you would just be starting the day all over again.... bleh!
 
Damn, it's 2 o'clock here. Meaning one hour of effective work, 10 minutes of snoring around, 30 minutes of usual internet crap, 10 minutes for toilet and 10 minutes for smoke. And i'm out in 4 PM.

Not that it makes me any happier...either i'm going to stay at home (dull), go out (cofee or some in-door bullshit, dull again) or kill myself :)
 
Don't kill yourself.... do this: (it only applies here in America but oh well) Go get yourself a turkey if you can find one, and some mashed potatoes and cornbread dressing at the very least and make yourself a giant feast for Thursday. Stuff yourself to the brim and then take one of the best naps of your life. It really works and helps take care of the blues.  :)
 
Actually, i plan some eating spree. Perhaps declaring war and invading the fridge could also happen  :D
 
Ah, thanksgiving, eating and football (american style).  I had my Turkey day this past weekend, and it was great:  I had cheesecake, pumpkin pie, apple pie, some turkey, lots of mashed taters and stuffing!!  Drank some Paulaner with my bro, and watched Iron Man, to top it all off with (after the afternoon of football).

Now, I think I'm gonna go birthday shopping for my (soon to be) 9yr old.

D&N, nice to see you back-- glad you survived the balcony in San Diego!!

5, Zare and POM, way to spam!
 
Lunatic Fridge, I know you're out there.....

I give thanks to this:

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Yes Wasted, it was touch and go in San Diego for a while, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
 
When sober, I can get into and pretty much follow and understand all that quantum physics jazz. When I'm piss drunk I get kind of annoyed with it. Science is not the domain of the drunken idiot!  :D
 
Too bad! Just think of all the hobo's and teenagers that the science community could employ if that was the case!
 
Ah, that does make some sense there. 

I guess that is all part of the master plan to try and take over the world?
 
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