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[!--QuoteBegin-Pineapple Hunter+May 7 2005, 12:50 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Pineapple Hunter @ May 7 2005, 12:50 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Kryten rules....

"arbled, confusing and quite frankly duller than an in-flight magazine produced by Air Belgium!"
- Kryten, Tikka to Ride
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It's "Garbled"

"Now just state our position and explain we're down on supplies!"
 
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I'd sooner ram a cutlery draw's worth of rusty forks up my anus.
 
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very soon now, finished. Aahh [!--emo&:rolleyes:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/rolleyes.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'rolleyes.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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we is almost there except there is no Kryten for 3 post...heretics

Kryten: "Well, Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a holo-grammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive."
Rimmer: "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly, "No chance you metal bastard

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Kryten "Oh, that must be Archie."

KZK "Archie? Whos Archie?"

Kryten "My penis, must have escaped."

KZK "You know, I really need my ears syringed, you know what that just sounded like?"

Kryten "I made one!"

KZK "You made one?"

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Krytens Space Corp Directives:

No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity

Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the excercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial.

By joining SpaceCorp, each individual tacitly consents to give up his inalienable rights to life, liberty, and adequate toilet facilities.

In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichver officer can program a vcr.

Work done by an officer's doppleganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime.

During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crewmember whose timesheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on.
 
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Some more SpaceCorps Directives

#001
It is a prime, overriding duty to contact other lifeforms, exchange information, and, whenever possible, bring them home.

#005
The ship's computer may be replaced when its actions lead to the gross endangerment of personel.

#147
Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit.

#169
States that in a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule.

#195
Clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive.

#312
All quarantine berths must provide minimum leisure activities.

#349
Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.
 
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As we are posting quotes

Blackadder insults

Well, I use the word man in an as broad as possible sense because we all know God made man in his own image. It would be a sad look out for christians around the globe if God looked any like you, Baldrick.

Percy: Sorry I'm late.
Edmund: No, don't bother apologizing. I'm sorry you're alive.
Percy: Oh good, I see the target is ready. [Picks up the bow] I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past me.
Edmund: Well, go to Spain. There are millions of them.

Blackadder : Have you ever been to Wales Baldrick?
Baldrick : No, but I've often thought I'd like to.
Blackadder : Well don't, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough sinewy men roam the valleys terrorising people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the placenames. Never ask for directions in Wales Baldrick, you'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.
 
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Swing your pants!

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Mrs. Doyle: And what do you say to a cup?
Jack: Feck off cup!

Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in black and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.

Dougal: Watch this, Ted. (rubs letters off blackboard) You see? You can rub off the letters.
Ted: But, Dougal, you can do that with any blackboard.
Dougal: What?
 
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"I won't be happy until the last rabbit round here is the one inside your head, working the controls!"

Mrs Doyle: Won't you have some cake, Father? It's got cocaine in it. Oh no, hang on, it's not cocaine, is it. What do I mean now? - the little things... Raisins!
 
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[!--QuoteBegin-dogigniter+May 24 2005, 09:41 AM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(dogigniter @ May 24 2005, 09:41 AM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]FECK OFF!
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Will this help to get to your target????? [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--] [!--emo&:nana:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lambada.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lambada.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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Hello everbods I am sitting here listening to Al Green Lets stay together as I have just split up with my boyfriend and I think that song is f*****g brilliant after stranger in a strange land that is am I really sad????????????????????????? and we were watching Father Ted feck arse girls DRINK [!--emo&:wub:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/wub.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'wub.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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Dougal: Hello there Len.
Bishop Brennan: Don't call me Len, you prick. Refer to me as 'Bishop Brennan'!
Dougal: Ah right you are there Len
 
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[!--QuoteBegin-Lorrain Donnelly+May 25 2005, 07:33 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Lorrain Donnelly @ May 25 2005, 07:33 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]Will this help to get to your target????? [!--emo&:rock:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/headbang.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'headbang.gif\' /][!--endemo--]  [!--emo&:nana:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lambada.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lambada.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
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I hope this will get you to your target mate if it does can i really play with Adrian Smith It will take my mind of my split with my boyfriend [!--emo&:lmao:--][img src=\'style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/lol.gif\' border=\'0\' style=\'vertical-align:middle\' alt=\'lol.gif\' /][!--endemo--]
 
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