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[LooseCannon]

And what am I!

 

[Perun]

Minister of awesome.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Dude, what an awesome post you have given me!  I'd like to thank all the little people that have made this possible for me.  So, from here on out, any one that doesn't vote for Per will have their taxes on metal, chicks and beer tripled-- those that do vote will be given tax numbers and will pay nothing.

 

[Perun]

 

[Deano]

Can I be the Minister of Ministries?  

I gotta finish reading it LC, since the world is white and hardly anyone has come to work today, I have the perfect opportunity..... right after I go smoke. Standby.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Snow is cool... tho I'm looking forward to the mid 60's they are calling for later this week.

 

[Perun]

Sure thing! So the current campaign team is:

Perun - Candidate
Wasted CLV - Minister of Metal, Chicks and Beer
LooseCannon - Minister of Awesome
Plesiosaur - Minister of Ministries

 

[Deano]

What's the platform?

 

[Wästed The Great]

How bout "Free Luna"

 

[Deano]

I like it. And ass kickings for everyone.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Sure, I could use a good ass kicking every now and then.

 

[Perun]

Sex, Drugs 'n' Rock 'n' Roll.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Wait.... that almost sounds like what I am minister of! 

 

[Deano]

We haven't been elected yet, don't get ahead of yourself. 

 

[Perun]

You've got to live what you want to be elected for, else people won't believe you.

 

[Deano]

I believe in beef stew.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Right now I am believing in an ice cold beer.

 

[LooseCannon]

We need a minister of beer.  I volunteer to hold dual portfolios.

 

[Wästed The Great]

We need a minister of beer.  I volunteer to hold dual portfolios.

That's part of my duties as Minister of Metal, Chicks, and Beer.

 

[LooseCannon]

was it?  I think that's a lot of responsibility.  Besides, as Minister of Awesome you fall under my perview.